Kids Take A Pic Like We're A Married Couple

Wizard Speciation

people make fun of youtuber stans for being obsessed with some mediocre white man but to be fair i would rather people be obsessed with someone who looks like any dude you could find working at your local gas station than unattainable celebrity pin up models. theyre editing flower crowns onto men with acne and wardrobes consisting entirely of hoodies and board shorts and i fully support them. its good for the enviroment.

This is how it went canonically

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

do i piss you off platonically. are you mad at me forever as a friend

trying to figure out how walking works

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

for you and your warped reflection

spanikopita at 9:30pm categorized by neuroscientists as "religious experience"