Sad Bindle With Ant

Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

Did you know there's creatures in the forets? I saw them

I didn't stop to wonder why I was cobbling this together, I just did so mindlessly 😞😞

I literally can't stop thinking about all stars when watching kurtis duo videos and this just fit way too well 💗 so ig this is an all stars youtuber au as if that isn't the most insane fucking thing to happen 😞

Noah runs a couple vlog channel that he manipulates Blake into being a part of ig. idk . I will be boiled

we just keep naming bugs like this

follow the leader

viable male employment:

lighting women's cigarettes

gay sex

shivering wet stray dog

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

Got inspired by the multitude of "transsexual Seinfeld" posts I saw