Me Escaping The Pizzaplex With Glamrock Bonnie’s Endoskeleton Up My Ass

if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

just blocked someone for having a better childhood than mine #sorry

viable male employment:

lighting women's cigarettes

gay sex

shivering wet stray dog

how to develop oc

give them random or nonsensical personality trait or opinion

ask yourself why

think about it too much

congratulations! they now have a tragic backstory

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stirring my evil potion in the moomin cauldron

love when characters are so entrenched in their own self loathing that they believe themselves to have some inherent trait that causes them to fuck everything up rather than it being a result of them never trying bc they assume they're going to fail anyway

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that man making you feel on edge and anxious all of the time is not your soulmate

there was a pre-existing dictum programmed to do nothing else