Oroiide - Oliver

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

dead pixel

we don't even celebrate fingers in his ass sunday anymore

u can count on me to do the wrong thing

Straight gonked at the library reading the secret books

did they tell you their secret histories..?

viable male employment:

lighting women's cigarettes

gay sex

shivering wet stray dog

sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time