Oroiide - Oliver

Deep Sea Mermaids

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

i'm like if a lover hated everything they see

it's already humiliating when you get into new media, take one look at a character, and know that one's gonna be living in your head indefinitely, but it's absolutely nothing compared to looking at a character and thinking eh i don't think i'd ever have strong feelings about that one he's kinda boring and then he sits quietly in the back of your brain poking idly at synapses and thoughts every once in a while until one day you wake up and realise oh. oh fuck. category 5 blorbo moment, how the ever loving fuck did this happen to me

my first actual contribution. hello mouthwashers

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time

guy who forgot the term "road head": duuuude i got carjacked last night 🥴🥴🥴