Oroiide - Oliver

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

the doctors waking me up post top surgery

guy who forgot the term "road head": duuuude i got carjacked last night 🥴🥴🥴

love when characters are so entrenched in their own self loathing that they believe themselves to have some inherent trait that causes them to fuck everything up rather than it being a result of them never trying bc they assume they're going to fail anyway

groovin

what if you matched my freak AND my loving heart huh

cat piss

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work