T. J. Eckleburg

Got inspired by the multitude of "transsexual Seinfeld" posts I saw

we don't even celebrate fingers in his ass sunday anymore

are you in hate with me

lalalala💚

my sim calling Blake just to say this. yeah buddy.. I bet

I dedicated a day for a Danny episode bc I started to feel really bad about how stressed he is 😭 I took him to mourningvale cuz I was kinda hoping Grim would threaten to reap his soul but instead this fucking tree started talking to him. also he took up guitar bc #m has infected me with band au brainworms. Danny in an emo band 🫠🫠

Angelo came over a few days ago and Blake literally. looked at him. AND NOAH THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING CHEATING so now their relationship is strained and Noah is miserable all the time LMAOOOO 🖕🖕🖕 He's been pinwheeling between crying, yelling at everyone, and getting extremely tense and jealous when Blake's not around 💀💀 their romance meter is still full but their friendship has been tanking so essentially they're hate-fucking now 💗 things are getting canon 💗

plus it was new years eve! so since Noah is mr. celebrity I had him host a house party with the neighbors (sunshu + me and gaby since they haven't met Matt & co yet 🫢) and some of his friends from work. Angelo brought a gift?? randomly?

Danny was immediately attracted to Gaby which was weird but Noah was immediately attracted to ME which was WEIRDER.. stop showing me your muscles you have a boyfriend 😒😒 he literally kept me at the house for hours after the party was over and everyone else had left. and then my sim started jorking it unprompted . on Their couch .I was so disturbed FUCKING KEEP IT TOGETHERR 😭😭😭😭😭😭 talks to Noah for .1 second and immediately whips out dick like come on man 💔

one may notice that Noah's tattoos have changed and that's because I remembered that there's that new custom tattoo mechanic ! so now they're semi-accurate yayyy 🥰💗 (aka cobbled together from gallery creations and shoddily constructed via stencils since my old drawing tablet refused to cooperate)

SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee

SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...

ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH

me doctor says I has “iron da fish in sea” but I don’t remember ironin’ no fish

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

viable male employment:

lighting women's cigarettes

gay sex

shivering wet stray dog

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

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