Story Where Everyone Is Gay And Also A Kinda Shitty Person

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Church of Whale Fall

car 🏁

SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee

SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...

ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH

tis the season for spooky snoopi :]

cat piss

been building a collection of posts from like minded individuals

cant afford a new lighter just been carrying around a constantly burning candle to light my cigarettes on and #YUP it has an eternal flame

never think about your oc as a child btw it’s an irrecoverable pain . when they were young and the world was small and there was someone there who loved them

christmas at the YRG household 😛😛

Noah loving getting gifts only to open the present that Emeryk pranked like 3 seconds beforehand 😭😭 then IMMEDIATELY regifting it to Angelo when he showed up 💀

(ofc he wrapped his in blue. kys)

Vlad showed up as well for no reason and started giving Noah tips on being a vampire, meanwhile Emeryk asked Clement for a present and received a single cube for being on the naughty list 😭 Blake slept in and then asked to fuck twice so I think he had the best day tbh

plus Danny relaxing for once :> 💗 lalalalala