Oroiide - Oliver

I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head

people make fun of youtuber stans for being obsessed with some mediocre white man but to be fair i would rather people be obsessed with someone who looks like any dude you could find working at your local gas station than unattainable celebrity pin up models. theyre editing flower crowns onto men with acne and wardrobes consisting entirely of hoodies and board shorts and i fully support them. its good for the enviroment.

This is how it went canonically

Entity of pure hate and malice just did a cute pose and made heart hands after killing everyone in its path

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

a big sticky bug ruined the machine with its guts. The gluey guts of the bug destroys the mechanism. The gears of the device cannot move because of the tar slop bug innards caught between the teeth. The big iron engine is smoking and sparking as a huge bug that is wettly dead starts to get cooked by friction.

The intimacy of noticing.

sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time

in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you