Oroiide - Oliver

Journey into the Surreal: Virgil Finlay’s Illustration for ‘Famous Fantastic Mysteries’, 1943

how to develop oc

give them random or nonsensical personality trait or opinion

ask yourself why

think about it too much

congratulations! they now have a tragic backstory

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i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

you make winter feel warm

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

hello guys and today we’re going to be interviewing The Sickening Stone

need the medici family to be reincarnated with my exact taste in fanfiction so I can join their guild and never have to worry about anything except being smelly arguing with popes and never leaving the house

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need to hurt The Character

what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that