"Cap, You Are Couting On Everyone"

we got another good news roundup!

the fight is still on! don’t give up!

California [being annoying]: I think you're starting to forget how to speak Spanish, Texas. You don't talk to anyone in Spanish anymore. Texas [annoyed]: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada. Arizona: You just told California that you're pregnant. Florida: Congratulations Texas, you're glowing! New Mexico: Estoy rodeado de idiotas.

post-rakurium umbreon care :]

Some bsky shenanigans bc of this post

Thank god America taught us basketball!

Cock fighting has been like the Philippines' national past time during colonial times. Iswtg, the amount of times European explorers describe the Filipino man's love of cockfighting. Ugh! One even said the men love their cocks more than their wives. They always have their cocks in hand, heck, they even take it to church!

Around 1910's, America introduced basketball to the Philippines as a women's sport. It didn't get popular with the ladies, but basketball has since become the Philippines favorite sport.

for valentines day aventurine came home <33333

So...did u get deja vu?

pokemon mega voltage but make it pilotredsun

Same, Alfred, same

when trainers' eyes meet (or not)