Jack: Mark, please lift your no profanity rule.
Mark: Why?
Ethan, from deeper within the house: Well that just DILLS my PICKLE.
Sooo, I knew we had Olive Garden with us but now we have Arby's? Two restaurants... You guys think we can get a few more? McDonald's, maybe?
@featherisafox @fandomiseverything This is beautiful. Imma use that last one for so many things now.
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
I need to know where my michifer lovers are at
@therealjacksepticeye Happy birthday! I painted a thing for you!
FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.
Tom: (sees Mclaren) Oh my gosh Jordan you fucking sexual man!
Tom: Can I have your baby?
Jordan: Um if you want...
Tom: Can I have your baby?
Jordan: I know a lot of...
Tom: Dude we've already been shipped. We've already been shipped!
Jordan: A lot of people on tumblr would love that.
Tom: Yeah, can we have babies then? (Jordan: ye, yeah) Can I have your babies (Jordan: yeah) and can this (points at Mclaren) be my, be my present to be your husband? (Jordan grins and nods: yeah)
Miniladd: Can I be in the background to make weird faces again?
Tom: God you shit! (I think? I didn't hear it well)
No you don't. Should've done it to Olivia or your brother. They wouldv'e gotten the joke. *Sniff* *sniff* hehehehehehehe
No, that's not it. Here it is: HOW MANY DEAD BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? XD
Nicole Ann Kramer is this you?Answer: none.
It aint only me. Olivia is helping
sorry for all the asks spam my friends keep sending me anonymous asks and I don’t like to have a cluttered inbox. So sorry!!!
Groupchat is going swell... I think I'm getting in trouble for the hashtags... @featherisafox @fandomiseverything