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Olivia, why are you stalking my profile?
Seriously, what the hell dude?
Sooooo, look what I found while watching Supernatural S2: E8. Now, who might this be? @featherisafox @fandomiseverything Not even kidding about this though.
@featherisafox @fandomiseverything our friendship in a nutshell
Another Random Thought
Because I need to think more on this next writing piece and I’ve been seeing this conversation around.
Harry absolutely would not call Uma “Shrimpy” under any circumstances. The guy could probably be threatened to death and still refuse to call her that, not only because it makes Uma upset, but also because of the implications behind it.
We were talking in English class the other day about what is in a name. Usually people don’t really think about it, we go by nicknames or ‘hey you’ or whatever. But in reality names are one of the few things in life that are actually ours. Names are a representation of where we came from and who we are, even when people create nicknames for themselves, its still representing them. To have someone else give you a nickname that has a very negative context (like Shrimpy) is to have your entire history replaced, and since we are made from our history, they erase you. There have been countless times in history where people force other names on people, and all these times have to do with the oppression of those who loose their names. Mal didn’t just give Uma a mean nickname, she degraded Uma into nothing more than a joke. She made it so people didn’t remember Uma for being Uma, they only remembered the humiliating prank. In short, Mal completely destroyed Uma’s identity.
Which is where another thought I’ve been having comes in. “What’s My Name” is a truly amazing song. I like to think that Harry was the one who came up with it during the times when it was just Uma and him. He did it to try and counteract the effects of Mal’s nickname, because even if he couldn’t exactly lay out what such a name did to Uma, he knew. He knew it wasn’t just a name, it was a way to destroy Uma and he would do everything in his power to keep such a thing from happening. So when Uma got a crew, Harry taught them the song and they sing it whenever Uma needs it to be sung. It’s not a song about pride, or being vain or anything else. It is a song to remind her that she is Uma, she has worth and power over herself and her actions. And because she is Uma, she can do anything, accomplish all her goals.
Shrimpy is nothing but a bucket of rotting shrimp. Uma though, Uma is a sea goddess, the captain of the Lost Revenge and leader of the Wharf Rats. Uma is capable of doing anything and Uma is going to get them all off the Isle.
Harry knows this, and I think he would sooner die then ever reduce Uma to a bucket of rotting shrimp.
Harry Hook and Tik Tok Croc - Headcanons
- Okay, so it’s already cannon that Harry had tried to get Tik Tok Croc to bite off his hand so he could wear a real hook like his father, which failed, but what if Tik Tok had just instantly liked Harry
- Like, imagine Harry being really disappointed when Uma and Gil start dragging him back to Ursula’s restaurant but they realized that the crocodile was <i> following them. </i> When they pause, the creature instantly goes up to Harry’s side and just stares up, blinking at the dark haired teen.
- Gil immediately starts gushing about how it’s really cute and Uma is just like ‘serves you right for making me come all the way here
- So now Harry has this crocidile following him around everywhere, but what is anyone gonna do? It’s a freaking <i> crocodile </i>
-While Harry was super annoyed at first, he eventually grew fond of the creature and TiK Tok kind l just became sort of pet/sidekick. (and not just because his intimidation factor went up 90%)
-Uma even stopped complaining about him shedding his scales everywhere, and soon would start sneaking him some food here and there.
- Tik Tok staying in the water near Ursala’s restaurant when the gang is working and at night.
- He quickly became the mascot for their ship.
- When the trio move to Auradon, Harry rufuses to not have Tik Tok by his side at all times (despite the Fairy Godmother’s more than obvious concerns about the safety for the children)
- Harry insisted on keeping Tik Tok in the tub in their dorm, but it became clear that it wasn’t a good place to keep an animal. He was absolutely devastated, like Uma having to comfort a crying Harry every time he saw any sort of animal, but agreed to move Tik Tik into an animal rescue exhibit.
- He visits his beloved friend every days even gets to go inside the area where he usually just talks or plays catch.
a beautiful baby wearing boyfriend’s clothes (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
@featherisafox @fandomiseverything This is hilarious, and so is the gif. XD
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
First thought in my head: 'Here's our Single Ladies montage.' I've seen too many photoshops of that song with these three that it's ridiculous.
Jensen, Jared and Misha / EW photoshot at SDCC 2017
Writing is a process that often undergoes heavy edits… that includes responding to feedback.
Where did sally go during the bombing
Is this the same Sally who has no arms? Cause if it is, then she really can't go anywhere.
Guess where I'm sorry and I apologize dont mean the same thing
Hmmm, I wonder... America?
Home Alone, Finally!!
Guess who has the house to herself!! First time in three years my parents have left me alone for the day. And it's all because I'm sick. Sadly, no parties cause of that as well, but the good thing is, I might get to see @fandomiseverything today if she gets to my house. I was going to help her fix something on her phone so she could be in the groupchat I created. Anyway, later guys!!
I figured you'd know it was me. Especially as it is completely Harry Hook gifs, that I just showed you.
Oops?
~~~~~~~~~~ I knew it was you!!
Right! I remember that!
Hetalia Characters as Things My Friends and I Have Said
Germany: yeah I’d like uhhhhhhh 50 dogs please
France: I HAVE A BAGUETTE EMOJI????
Italy: But what if we don’t.
America: (about the US) This is simultaneously the best and worst country ever.
Russia: I hate you. So, no, I will not knit you a sweater.
Japan: Theres no salt in cocaine, Krista.
China: oH MY GOD ITS A GIANT PANDA!!!
Greece: I just want like 10 cats and to not have to make friends
Canada: But what if we… hugged them?
Rape Escape
Easy and very effective
Requires nothing but your body
Includes attack
Tumblr Code.
Which ones me? I forgot which one I said, they all kinda sound like me anyway.
Hetalia Characters as Things My Friends and I Have Said
Germany: yeah I’d like uhhhhhhh 50 dogs please
France: I HAVE A BAGUETTE EMOJI????
Italy: But what if we don’t.
America: (about the US) This is simultaneously the best and worst country ever.
Russia: I hate you. So, no, I will not knit you a sweater.
Japan: Theres no salt in cocaine, Krista.
China: oH MY GOD ITS A GIANT PANDA!!!
Greece: I just want like 10 cats and to not have to make friends
Canada: But what if we… hugged them?
Olivia, god damn it! How did I mess the end up? Swear I didn't
(Since you know it's me anyway.) He had to eat his way out. Wanna know what's sadder than that?
He wanted more?
It wasn't me this time. Although I would do that.
Dark humor isn't everyones cup of blended infant
Goddammit Nicole.
Dunno. I just wanted to finish the joke before Olivia complained about me messing it up again.
(Since you know it's me anyway.) He had to eat his way out. Wanna know what's sadder than that?
He wanted more?
Yeah, he came back for seconds.
(Since you know it's me anyway.) He had to eat his way out. Wanna know what's sadder than that?
He wanted more?
Fuck you, @fandomiseverything I try.
She is butchering this joke
Oh
Ok
Nope, a pile of babies. Wanna know something sad?
….
Is this joke continuing or?
Nope, a pile of babies. Wanna know something sad?
….
It aint only me. Olivia is helping
sorry for all the asks spam my friends keep sending me anonymous asks and I don’t like to have a cluttered inbox. So sorry!!!
How the fuck?
I just binge watched both movies and I was wondering if you saw them yet. It is super amazing!
Nicky why did you put this on anon I know its you. But yeah I’ve watched part of the first one and its good!