Latest Posts by orphiccaim - Page 6
Imma do it. One sec...
I felt like doing this again.
Rules: lockscreen + homescreen + last/current song + last selfie
Now I have to nominate 5 people. Uh… @fandomiseverything @sea-cactus @vlamcake @hunteroftheunknown @wolfiewinston
So…. yeah…. thats all.
Oh, you know it!
my friend: come over
me: no i am tired
my friend: i have drama to discuss that doesn’t involve us
me:
What'd I do now?
every so often i think i need to get off this evil blue hellsite because it’s so distracting and awful, but then some nights i happen to scroll by a post, informing me that there is an original cast bootleg of Hamilton on pornhub under the name “Founding Fathers get Naughty in the Bedroom” and i’m reminded of everything good in the world
Needs to be in person. Sometime in this next month, if I see you, or open house for school. yell it down the halls: 'JOIN US IN HELL' 'we're already here' 'Fuck you!!'
I wasn’t kidding about the name of my group chat
@featherisafox ya, dat one.
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
@fandomiseverything You're Anxiety. @featherisafox You're Pumpkaboo or Saltwater tears, can't decide which.
what color palette do you associate me with??
reply to this post and tell me?
Can I use the Slytherin one as my account pic? It's absolutely amazing and cute!
Hogwarts Houses!
Please don’t use my art without permission.
reblog if you're slytherin and proud
💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍
This feels like the perfect time to yell 'JOIN US IN HELL' at someone.... Wonder why.
I wasn’t kidding about the name of my group chat
....I feel the pain from this post....
Artist Struggle
*Posts drawing that I’m really proud of*
Guys. Please, click re-blog. It helps way more than you think. Clicking like does nothing.
dont take me art, breh
@featherisafox @fandomiseverything This is beautiful. Imma use that last one for so many things now.
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Oh most definetly. This is how he solves his problems.
giving advice to friends like
Well, I know what I'm playing at work tonight!
Okay, I had an idea. Y'all know those “Space Australia” posts? I just had an epiphany for one.
Aliens are probably used to humane weirdness by now. They’ve seen us pack bond with everything and attach knives to roombas and use our adrenaline to fight *anything*. But have they seen our games?
Specifically, *The Game*?
Imagine an alien talking about a particular game they play on their homeworld and a human suddenly cursing in response, slamming their hands on the table or kicking a wall with anguish on their face. The alien asks, worried beyond belief, what had happened. Did they commit a major offense? Remind the human of a tragic event in their past?
The human slowly shakes their head, and with a sense of utter drama, solemnly says, “I just lost the game.”
And then the rest of the humans instantly start cursing as well because *fuck you dude you just made me lose the game too!*
Yay!!! More lgbt people!!
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
.........awesome wow......
So I was scrolling through the comments on @markiplier’s new joy of creation vid and found this gem.
@featherisafox @hunteroftheunknown Come and take a look at this
I'll try it and see what I can find.
If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this!
Tumblr Accent Challenge!
So I did the accent challenge last night, and decided I was going to make a new one, since the challenge I did (which you can find here,) is five years old. So here’s the one I made, have fun!
Bonus: If you’re comfortable with it, do it as a video!
What’s your name & username?
Where are you from?
What’s the time where you are?
Pronounce the following words: Meme, Pepe, Doge, Sudoku, Espresso, Celtic, Açaí, Dr. Seuss.
What’s your favourite pizza place? Favourite pizza topping?
What’s your favourite dessert?
What’s your favourite food? What food do you hate?
What’s your favourite TV show? Which show were you into, but then got out of?
What brand is your phone?
Do you speak a second language?
How do you define a group of people when you’re talking to them? Do you say ‘guys,’ or ‘dudes’ or?
What Harry Potter house do you most identify with? If sorted by Pottermore, did you agree with the one you got?
Is there something you should be doing right now but are procrastinating?
Now that you’ve talked about what you need to be doing, go do it!
EYYYYY!!!! DAT BE ME!!!!! :D
I would date someone who’s bi
Reblog if you agree. There’s a ton of stigma from both sides (gay and straight), so let’s let bi folks know we support them!
@fandomiseverything @featherisafox Imma do a vid of both.
If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this!
Tumblr Accent Challenge!
So I did the accent challenge last night, and decided I was going to make a new one, since the challenge I did (which you can find here,) is five years old. So here’s the one I made, have fun!
Bonus: If you’re comfortable with it, do it as a video!
What’s your name & username?
Where are you from?
What’s the time where you are?
Pronounce the following words: Meme, Pepe, Doge, Sudoku, Espresso, Celtic, Açaí, Dr. Seuss.
What’s your favourite pizza place? Favourite pizza topping?
What’s your favourite dessert?
What’s your favourite food? What food do you hate?
What’s your favourite TV show? Which show were you into, but then got out of?
What brand is your phone?
Do you speak a second language?
How do you define a group of people when you’re talking to them? Do you say ‘guys,’ or ‘dudes’ or?
What Harry Potter house do you most identify with? If sorted by Pottermore, did you agree with the one you got?
Is there something you should be doing right now but are procrastinating?
Now that you’ve talked about what you need to be doing, go do it!
@featherisafox @fandomiseverything should I? In a video anyway.
Accent Challenge
If I get 10 “accents” I’ll answer these
TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!!!
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
@featherisafox I'm up for it as long as I can climb on things.
i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at
Nice, guys. @wolfiewinston I think anything to do with satan would be more me than her, yeah? I adore Luci after all.
I want to change my blog name. I still love Hamilton, but… like… I just want a change, y'know? Sooo… suggestions are welcome!! @fandomiseverything @hunteroftheunknown help?
So this post of mine really took off it seems! Looks like there’s a lot more of these blogs than I thought, which is super cool! Also, I was at 400 followers last night (which is about 300 more than when I last checked) and now I’m on 470, so I felt like I should do something cool. So I thought “How about a blog with a list of as many ‘Humans are weird’ blogs as possible? That’d be pretty cool, and if it gets popular, then it’ll help some newer alien blogs with getting their content out there!”
So, uh, what do you think? Good idea? Bad idea? Let me know, please!
Here’s all the blogs I know of so far:
@space-australians
@human-aliens-collection
@humans-are-seriously-weird
@scifihumanheadcanons
@space-stuff-for-space-people
@humans-are-space-orcs
@what-are-even-humans
@justimaginethisweirdstuff
@pokemon-n-aliens
@odd-as-we-are
@stabbyroomba
@stabby-the-roomba
@humansarespaceorcs
@humansareweirdrebloged
@iwriteonthisblog (for your “humans are weird” series)
@spaceorc9
@space-australia-stories
@iron-sulfur-world
@onwardsuntiltheend
If you can think of any more blogs to add, let me know please!
@fandomiseverything I love it! I can't write it, but I love the idea!
An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.
hogwarts house stereotypes
ravenclaw: NERDS
hufflepuff: tiny gay babies
gryffindor: will fight anything
slytherin: sells you out for a donut
Merlin fanfic
So, I started a new Merlin fanfic if anyone's interested. Here it is: https://m.fanfiction.net/u/7689556/ Tell me what you think! Advice very welcome!
How about something like 'ILoveDogs' or 'Fun, Dogs, and Cuteness Galore' Am I helpful now?
I want to change my blog name. I still love Hamilton, but… like… I just want a change, y'know? Sooo… suggestions are welcome!! @fandomiseverything @hunteroftheunknown help?
My family is officially a bunch of dicks living in the same house as me.
I have a computer!!!!
Guess who's got a computer now? It's an actual laptop and I love it!!
Oh, right! Of course! How could we forget the dick bone 😏
My school’s biology teacher has a deer fetus in a jar
If anyone wanys to ask me any of these, go ahead! @fandomiseverything @featherisafox you guys should see this.
pride month questionnaire.
the following questions can be used both in character and out of character, depending on what you want to answer. these questions are meant to make people familiar with the various shades of love, attraction and identity, feel free to add your own. happy pride 🌈
what is your sexuality?
what do you identify as?
how long have you been aware of your sexuality/identity?
do you have any preferences?
share a positive memory about coming out!
how do you feel about pride month?
do you participate in pride related events? any other events?
how do you feel about lgbtqa roles in media?
do you feel pride in who you are?
who has been your supportive idols in your self discovery?
tell us about your first crush?
what sort of advice to have you lgbtqa teens?
have you come out to friends and family?
how do you feel about the term “coming out” ?
do you believe there is a “closet” to come out of?
any tips on coming out?
what’s your biggest pet peeve when it comes to lgbtqa characterization in media?
what’s your favorite parts of lgbtqa characterization in media?
what did your teachers say about the lgbtqa community in school?
do you practice safe sex with the same sex?
what’s an absolute turn off for you in people?
what’s an absolute turn on for you in people?
how do you feel about lgbtqa clubs/apps/websites?
how do you feel about the term “queer” ?
how does you country view the lgbtqa community?
favorite lgbtqa actor/actress?
any tips for heterosexual people on how to handle lgbtqa events/news?
what’s the most annoying question you have ever gotten?
how do you feel about receiving questions about your sexuality/idenity?
what is your romantic affiliation?