My Name Is Cow: Masterpost(?)

(The first few stanzas covered by i-ddpej here.)

my name is Cow, and wen its nite, or wen the moon is shiyning brite, and all the men haf gon to bed - i stay up late.

i lik the bred.

my name is Dog, and wen its tea, i hope they giv sum foode to me - i hope they shair befor its gon - they never do.

i dont get non.

my name is Cow, and this is tru - my caynine frend, its up to yu. so just be brayve and smart insted - and be like me.

i lik the bred.

(Bridge, dividing original content from fan content: First Of All How Dare You)

my name is Cat no cares have i be it sun or moone that lytes the sky by night i prowl by day i stretch i salute u, Cow

u bold old wretch

O clevr Cat Who roams the barn I promys you I men no harm As yor a friend With stelthy tred I invyte you

To lik sum bred.

I am the bred With yeast I ryse Mine amber crust Doth pleas thyn eys

The cow and cat Whos tongues delit Upon my crust Both noon and nite

Are easy stop’d By dor and slat Perhaps the baker Noes not that?

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