Heres a NSFW jovier headcanon for y'all. Javier accidentally Pavloved John.
If you don't know what that means, Ivan Petrovich Pavlov did an experiment where he would ring a bell before feeding dogs. The dogs came to associate the bell with food and began salivating each time they heard a bell ring.
So basically, whenever John and Javier had sex, Javier would dirty talk in Spanish because it was what he was most comfortable with and John found it sexy (even though he couldn't understand it). Over time, this unintentionally conditioned John to get hard every time Javier spoke Spanish.
They discovered this during a job when Javier got hurt and began cursing in Spanish and John immediately got rock solid. They were just kinda like, "... What.. What do we do now? What do we do about this?"
That was a very awkward ride back to camp.
remember in transformers when this dude’s mom straight up tried to score with optimus prime
My friend Mahrah (@mahrahpalestine) is an engineering student. She is brilliant and speaks with a clarity of analysis and thoughtfulness (even in a second language, even while living in crisis), that is profoundly impressive and humbling to me. She holds hope that Palestine will be free, and when it is, she will use her knowledge and skill to help rebuild.
Her father lost his job due to the war, and she does not have the money for university fees. The situation for her and other Palestinians is getting more difficult as the duration of the crossing closure increases, and the genocidal famine is leading to sickness and starvation.
Mahrah explained, "Food is missing from the markets. If the food is found, it is usually unhealthy because it contains preservatives and we eat it for a year and 8 months, and this causes diseases. But there are no other options to do without it. My nephews are at risk for my father's and mother's diseases and need healthy food because they are at an advanced age. It's like a famine, but there is no media to cover what's happening. They killed all the journalists."
Donations have been slowing, and she is afraid for her family's health. If you can spare some money to help them, please do.
Mahrah has been so incredibly kind and loving to me in our conversations, even checking in how I've been while recovering from surgery. She has extended so much compassion towards me, and I want to encourage others to extend that same level of compassion towards her.
Come on...
...what did you expect?
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UPDATE
This art is now Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman approved 😎 LFG
Am I late for the boobwave jokes convention
Bonus:
I like what your mind does
Modern RDR2 AU where the gang is a bunch of cybercriminal hackers recruited by Hosea who was their IT instructor and Dutch the dean of their school who was forced to resign due to accusations of an affair with him becoming too much for him to handle
Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)
Thundercracker’s dog, Buster
*a few months after The Ithica Saga*
Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*
Penelope: Love? What's wrong?
Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!
Penelope: What??
Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!
Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.
*meanwhile in the Underworld*
Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass
#jjba
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