Heres A NSFW Jovier Headcanon For Y'all. Javier Accidentally Pavloved John.

Heres a NSFW jovier headcanon for y'all. Javier accidentally Pavloved John.

If you don't know what that means, Ivan Petrovich Pavlov did an experiment where he would ring a bell before feeding dogs. The dogs came to associate the bell with food and began salivating each time they heard a bell ring.

So basically, whenever John and Javier had sex, Javier would dirty talk in Spanish because it was what he was most comfortable with and John found it sexy (even though he couldn't understand it). Over time, this unintentionally conditioned John to get hard every time Javier spoke Spanish.

They discovered this during a job when Javier got hurt and began cursing in Spanish and John immediately got rock solid. They were just kinda like, "... What.. What do we do now? What do we do about this?"

That was a very awkward ride back to camp.

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