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I'm gonna say this... Anton Ivanov from ZZZ Zenless Zone Zero is underrated. For each 20 post of Lycaon and/or Billy the Kids there's One for Anton, and whenever he's there it's just a group photo with the rest of Belobog Indistries.

Don't you sleep on my man.

Give my love to him and Ben Bigger.

GAY

Oh Javier...you in love with a Moran 😮‍💨

A proud tradition.

john is ugly

Welp I've finally got a rarepair that has never even met in canon that I'm going wild over,,,

Idk why but KiraPucci just resonates with me-

They should get married and raise cats together. Its what they deserve,, and they should hold hands

#tf

They're singing Baka Mitai.

What if the gang were paranormal investigators? Seriously like. Imagine they go into a giant, old, haunted building and Dutch is like "Alright, gang, lets split up and look for clues"

The pairings and what they'd do:

Dutch and Hosea - they don't believe in the ghosts at all, but play up the scares and "ghostly activity" in order to scam people into believing that they really are some sort of psychic ghost hunters.

Javier and John - they both wholeheartedly believe and get too scared and run away. John has cried on multiple occasions. Javier makes sure to carry holy water and a cross with him to each place they go to. One time, John got scared and screamed and his screaming scared Javier so Javier splashed the holy water on him and began beating him with the cross while screaming prayers.

Sean and Lenny - they both think it's bullshit. Lenny looks for scientific facts and explainations whereas Sean just fucks around the whole time. Sometimes he goes to find John and Javier to scare them.

Arthur and Charles - they're both skeptical but are open to the idea of ghosts. They've seen some things that they just have no other explainaton for. All in all, they're pretty chill. If they do find evidence, they don't exactly get afraid of it. They're like "wow that's cool".

Bill and Karen - (these two seem like they'd be great friends in a modern setting ngl. They give Brittany broski and Trixie mattel. Two sassy wine aunts) they also believe it's all bullshit and spend the night getting drunk, talking, sleeping, and playing pranks on the others.

Sadie - on her own because she didn't want to pair up with Micah. Sometimes she tags along with Arthur and Charles. Similar to Arthur and Charles, she's skeptical but open-minded. She keeps a gun on her in case she runs into any dangerous squatters. "Misfired" one time at Micah, but didn't get in trouble for it.

Micah - he's on his own. No one wanted to pair up with him. He tries to act tough and like he doesn't believe in ghosts, but the moment he hears a sound, he starts blasting. Due to this trigger happiness and nearly shooting other gang members on multiple occasions, on top of the fact that you can't even shoot ghosts, Dutch took Micah's guns and replaced them with water guns full of holy water.

Trelawny - he shows up every now and then. Usually tags along with Arthur and Charles. Tries to explain everything away with fact and reasoning, but the moment he hears a noise, he jumps into either Arthur or Charles's arms. (That's why he goes with them. Because they're the strongest).

Strauss is too old. His heart wouldn't be able to take it. So he doesn't go to the locations, he just finds the jobs for the rest of the gang.

Susan, Abigail, Tilly, Mary Beth, Molly, and Kieran refuse to go to any haunted locations. Kieran insists he's staying back to "protect the women", not because he's scared.

Uncle has lumbago which prohibits him from going.

Reverend Swanson would either be high or drunk and would freak out, like Javier x100, so he's not allowed to go.

Pearson doesn't bother going because he's "seen it all already" in the Navy.

was crackshipping too close to the sun and then legitimately started considering white rabbit x sparda and it's kind of sending me

sparda loves humans so much and i think he'd love white rabbit and also feel very sad for what happened to him. white rabbit would hate it bc abandoned by god or whatever but then god is picking him up like he's a feral little kitten and kissing the top of the his head

oh and also this is their height difference btw