Why do you like sharks?
You are an immortal being, currently working as a professor of history. Every student loves your lectures because of your vivid and lifelike narrative of historic events.
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you
In my sick way I want to thank you For holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging wars on myself You were trying to stop the fight
my dog took a bullet for me
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Maki Naro @ The Nib
Peculiar Muro en la frontera de Palestina. Rick: “Mira Morty, me convertí en un muro para ilegales. ¡¡¡SOY RIIIIICK MURO ILEGAL!!!” Imaginen un mundo sin muros ni fronteras.
It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.
You don't deserve it, you never did. I want to wash off that pain and make it like it never happened. But I can't, and that's one of the things that hurts the most
Your first name is spelled and pronounced the exact same way as an alien race’s word for death. You try to explain to the terrified aliens that you are not, in fact, the Grim Reaper.
The Ancient Dragon had awoken, looked over the terrified villagers… and immediately started gushing about how cute they were.