You Discover That You Have The Ability To Let Other People Experience Your Nostalgia. You Find That Your

I continued with the ‘Morty is going to turn into Rick’ theme. 

Cause I love hurting myself and I’m taking you all with me.

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*cries violently* mY CHILDHOOD

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*SHAKES VIOLENTLY*

Your first name is spelled and pronounced the exact same way as an alien race’s word for death. You try to explain to the terrified aliens that you are not, in fact, the Grim Reaper.

mdlksdfsd my fave thing is when ppl outside of florida ask “how do alligators even get in ur pools??? how do they get into ur yards???”

alligators can climb fences. they do this a lot

I love that you don't correct people thinking you are gay. Like you just roll with it. Or are you gay?

I have been straight for the last 22 years. But you know, there’s always tomorrow, amigo

my dog took a bullet for me

Spiny Flower Mantis (Pseudocreobotra wahlbergii)

Cuuuuuute

the type of love i need