Shut The Fuck Up. Shut The FUCK UP. I’ve Seen Scattered Episodes Of X-files But I Decided To Watch

be cool scooby is actually a good show

Scooby Doo fandom and the entire internet after the new Velma cartoon released:

Mulder after Diana’s been gone for >7? years: I’ve done okay without you, you know

Mulder after Scully is gone for three weeks after knowing her for a year: doesn’t eat, doesn’t sleep, displays greater suicidal tendencies than normal, stops at nothing to get her back, nearly kills a man

Perfection.

"I've done okay without you," to Diana in The End.

"I need you on this," to Scully in Fight the Future.

THE X-FILES | 4.18

Do you know where she is? In a mental institution.

THE X-FILES 3.05 'The List'

I don’t want him to feel like he has to protect me.

THE X-FILES: (02x13), Irresistible.

Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

i can’t even make fun of mulder and scully for acting like they’ll drop dead if they ever stand more than six feet away from each other because the fact that that can and does happen is, like, demonstrably true

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

Scully: @god why don’t I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one but  u  ain’t like his conspiracy theories.