Fox William Mulder Invented Masculinity By Curling Up In Scully’s Lap And Asking Her To Gently Sing

Mulder after Diana’s been gone for >7? years: I’ve done okay without you, you know

Mulder after Scully is gone for three weeks after knowing her for a year: doesn’t eat, doesn’t sleep, displays greater suicidal tendencies than normal, stops at nothing to get her back, nearly kills a man

Perfection.

"I've done okay without you," to Diana in The End.

"I need you on this," to Scully in Fight the Future.

I love how the stalker in “Young at Heart” tries to intimidate Mulder by taking inconspicuous glamour shots of him

how to say "I love you" in x-files [67/?] ⤷ 8.20 — “Essence”

“Some devil, some angel, has got me to the bones…”

-Some Devil, Dave Matthews

idk why his lil smoothie is so funny to me

OH MY GOD

aside from the series being revived and mulder and scully getting the happy ending they deserve.

fanfiction. more multi-chapter, slow burn, mutual pining, with a bit of jealousy from mulder or scully fan fiction.

(No AUs)

I am begging for someone, anyone, to write this story.

I’m sorry but the idea of Eddie being like, really stupidly serious about his crush on Chrissy, swearing that he will talk her up one day and steal her from Jason the very next while simultaneously forgetting words whenever she so much as acknowledges him, and the hellfire club being like “this is embarrassing. You’re embarrassing” is SO FUNNY. Everyone’s afraid of this guy and they think he’s a devil worshipper or something but he is just Some Guy who cannot talk to his crush for the life of him. This amuses me.