what if you were a MED STUDENT and it was you FIRST SHIFT in emergency medicine and then you spilled MYLANTA on yourself and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a patient BLED all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and RIGHT AFTER THAT a boy BARFED BLOOD all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a some guy PEED on you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and you looked like a BABY OWL
uber driver lieb is so compelling to me
spends the whole journey ranting to his passenger about web. gets his passenger to the airport with time to spare but also insults the dudes haircut. never has more than one hand on the steering wheel. plays the same terrible song 23 times in a row and turns it up & pretends he can't hear when the passenger tries to ask him to turn it off. gets out and starts yelling at someone in the middle of the road while he still has a passenger in the car. gives a sad hungover passenger the worst cigarette they've ever had in their life. does 50 in a 30. tries to get his passenger to invest in crypto. tells a passenger to breakup with her boyfriend while her boyfriend is also in the car. asks if it's okay if he takes a call then answers the phone to web by saying "what is it this time, faggot". knows the best, quickest routes across town using roads you didn't even know existed. tells cyclists to kill themselves. vapes while driving
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
It was a house without kindness, never meant to be lived in, not a fit place for people or for love or for hope. Exorcism cannot alter the countenance of a house; Hill House would stay as it was until it was destroyed.
@pscentral event 31: faceless ↳ the haunting of hill house (2018)
my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
[61/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡ (cr. heybaetae)