no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself
I made this for the legendary @hymen-restoration-project
Is Tumblr just escapism from my shitty fucked up life of substance abuse and yearning
see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
Hello my liege, happy Valentine’s Day. I hope Ohio is not treating you too badly. I come bearing a Valentine your blog inspired me to make 🤩
Greatest luck on your magnum opus 🤩🤩🤩
Happy Valentine's Day! May every one of you find the Kermit to your Joker.
*remembers*
*gets sick to my stomach*
deadbeat daughter
Ao3 is down rn and I'm in the middle of a lecture
What am I supposed to do ???????????? Listen to the professor ?????????????
King is this your friend Elton John
Woah mama it's Elton in the flesh
what abled ppl think is a massive problem for disabled folks: 13 year old on the internet faking something
what is actually a massive problem for disabled folks: "well you don't LOOK disabled, are you sure you're not faking? I'm not giving you accommodations until you PROVE you're not faking. Please give me, a stranger, your medical info and explain your condition to me in detail so I know you're not faking and only then will I respect or take you seriously"