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PLAYLISTS FOR THE MBTI TYPES

INTJ

INTP

INFP

INFJ

ENFJ

ENFP

ENTP

ENTJ

ESTJ

ESFJ

ESFP

ESTP

ISTP

ISTJ

ISFJ

ISFP

enneagram playlists

estj

- smiling in public, frowning when alone - appreciative of the art in movies and songs - never off social media - has trouble not seeing people as uncooperative chess pieces - big spender - says yes to every party and isn’t shy to contact friends, aka a networking god - beauty enthusiast but prefers natural and professional-looking stuff - actually tries to complete bucket list - hard to please, has clear preferences and never settles

esfj

- considers eating the main event of every getaway - throws the best parties - ‘golden retriever’ strategy for making friends: “just jump them” - works hard when not distracted by coworkers - remembers everything everyone has ever said and is touchy about dates - patiently explains to everyone why what they’ve said was socially unacceptable… ok, maybe just to me? - likes the idea of charity but isn’t idealistic about it - knows you’re around by the sound of your footsteps, like a puppy

istj

- works hard to hide weeaboo side - finds work relaxing - would probably enjoy the challenge of being a castaway - the kind of parent that scares away boy/girlfriends - has THE nerdiest hobbies - attempts professional fashion - probably the most reliable person in everyone’s lives - likes being pushed to improve and to be supported more than comforted - always happy to info dump - love language is being given their favorite coffee blend

isfj

- claims to dislike ‘messy animals’ but lives for their pets - loves action movies with big battles - work-oriented but easily distracted by gossip, as is esfj - always the voice of reason - pretends to not be a hopeless romantic - cautious to the point of anxiety; would, however, survive the apocalypse - despises gaudy, likes natural tones and classical fashion - nice but easy to offend and disappoint - dog-lover that can easily be made a crazy cat person - can’t watch nature documentaries without feeling sorry for the planet/prey

entj

- almost always dressed for a job interview - can’t work in a messy room - obsessed with life hacks and goals - preoccupied with drawing the potential out of things and people - jokes without smiling. good at poker - can be surprisingly reckless and hot-headed - likes fancy stuff and doesn’t mind paying for it - other than 'studying’, hobbies are traveling and exercising. cannot relax - cynical when young, now likes the idea of spiritualism - selective about the people they spend time with

entp

- knows the solution to all problems but still has many problems - can’t help but worry that they talk too much and too quickly - literal pyromaniac. likes the color red as much as enfp - lights up every room they’re in… - takes nothing seriously, except video games. judges people who skip cutscenes and name their characters badly - soul leaves body during boring activities - criticizes action movies’ physics and combat - considerate but doesn’t hold back during arguments - attached to weirdly specific things and moody about them - irritatingly decent at everything - at risk of laughing during a funeral

intj

- pretends to not care but has secret vent blogs - blog/avatar/website is minimal and monochromatic OR sparkly and rainbow - seems shy from a distance but really isn’t - bitter about lots of things; chooses to cope alone in 'rational’ ways - religiously relies on to-do lists, which i find adorable - practices fiction writing by roleplaying and creating characters - hides nerdy side by acting professionally - uses fashion to make a statement - likes cute-creepy things - researches everything about a place before visiting - doesn’t mind friends who show up twice a year

intp

- has considered going to jail for alone time - routinely baffled by people - can’t play horror games, gets too much into it - unintentionally offends everyone - feared until seen as a dork, then is never again taken seriously - dreams of uploading the internet into brain and vice-versa - minimalist to maximize free time; wastes it by daydreaming - always late, starving, and sleep-deprived - can’t enjoy anything without also criticizing it - slow to understand dirty jokes - could spend whole life studying everything and achieving nothing - rebellious, always trying to 'hack the system’

enfj

- adores art in general; singing, writing, sewing, acting, painting… - makes getting along with everyone at work a priority - jokingly? uses terrifying memory to emotionally blackmail people - often stressed juggling many projects, lives on coffee - cheerleader sort. will fight you for wasting your potential - probably the most extrovert person everyone knows - more cunning than they present themselves - dresses to impress

enfp

- shows up with a meme after 6 months of radio silence - can’t stop talking yet insists they’re shy - has too many interests and projects. finishes anything by divine intervention - fascinated by fire and the color red, same for entp - acts like a dork but is sharp and opinionated - can’t do anything soulless, has to have ‘willpower’ and ‘inspiration’ - can’t see their natural talents - has serious regrets for someone still reckless - will name their children after videogame characters - Sinammon roll

infj

- piercing gaze is somehow also dreamy - trust issues. likes gathering intel before 'investing’ on someone and to have the upper hand - perfectionist whose work is never done - researches a lot before buying something expensive and then cherishes it - worries about seeming unapproachable - puts too much effort into planning their house decor - diplomatic as possible just before door-slamming people - never deletes anything from computer - surprisingly hard to please - loves shipping characters and people and analysing their compatibility

infp

- clumsy, may apologize to inanimate objects they bump into - loves photography/cosplaying/fashion but shy to expose themselves - idealized future is a coffee shop AU - serious fangirl/boy but dislikes shipping wars. has fanart folders - listens to surprisingly edgy music - surprisingly good with details, remembering dates, being on time, etc. but room is messy - people-pleaser but not a doormat; has a strong sense of justice - cherishes gifts forever - doesn’t like killing bugs but is fine with gory movies - kinda bonkers about cats

estp

- ambitious and restless, always looking for fun, opportunities, and shortcuts - has many friends and enemies - “hands off” kind of boss but overly critical when bothered - can’t end the day without pushing someone’s buttons - confidence is a two-edged sword - secretly soft for sweet people - too generous with their time and money - hates hypocrisy, but judges rule-breakers while being one themselves - blames the world when feeling stifled. sometimes disappears - reckless to the point that death/jail time would surprise no one

isfp

- wants fame but avoids attention like the plague - shares about 15% of their artsy side - great at being sneaky - collects pretty little trinkets - hopeless romantic. has stashes of love letters/novels/manga - loves animals but would rather die than touch a slug - loves fashion but is too shy to wear anything daring, slowly works on confidence and external identity - can be surprisingly cold - hates stress more than anyone - seen as a cinnamon roll even when being rude

esfp

- lives for the memes - gets away with everything. would probably get away with murder. - cannot hurt a fly (unless drunk and doing stupid shit; actually, sometimes bites) - never seen truly angry, ever - ideal habitat is hippie/surfing camp with a nearby nightclub - loves all animals, especially silly-looking ones - becomes driven when the situation requires and when stressed - always moving and meeting new people out of boredom - good at games and plays for fun

istp

- likes the idea of the military/police but has trouble following orders - oblivious when being flirted with - carefree but reliable when it counts (and not pranking you) - quiet and even quieter when moody. hates failing and being unable to fix a situation - a genius at whatever they put their mind into (for two days tops) - wears the same jacket everywhere, sometimes doesn’t comb their hair, sleep schedule is nonexistent - good at games and plays to win

hanging out together

enfp: *does anything*

intj aloud: hmm

intj in their head: i love you i love you i love u i love you iloveyouilove you I love You i Love you I Love You iloveyou i love you i! love! you! i love you i love you iloveyou i l o v e y o u I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU ILOVEYOU ILOEV YOU i lOve you i l o v e y o u iloveyousomuch i loVe YoU i-

Most species resisted when introduced to the technological advances of the galaxy. Each wanted to believe their own way was better.

But not humans.

No, when they took to the galaxy, they adopted every technology offered. They absorbed it so quickly into their own that there was scarcely any time before they were using our tech as if they'd invented it themselves.

And they didn't stop there.

It was as if someone picked up an animal out of it's cage and set it on an open field to run wild. Their technology went from barely making it to space to surpassing everything we'd been trying to do. Any far off theory or study we were going to attempt, humans did as a warm up. Our dreams were their testing grounds.

The technology they gave us back was beyond anything we imagined would come from their species, from their world. But of everything they invented, it was all possible. We understood how it worked once they showed it to us. It made sense.

Until something didn't.

Humans made an engine core that was so powerful, so dangerously explosive, that it allowed a specific ship to achieve faster than light travel. It was impossible, and yet there it was.

Of course the ship itself had to be modified to sustain such speeds. The engine was powerful enough, yes, but any of our ships would rip themselves apart even trying. But humans created the ship too. They tried to explain how they broke the known laws of space, but it didn't make sense. It seemed they could barely explain it, like a youngling struggling to form a sentence.

And like a curious youngling, we didn't dare try to stop them. Such a young species, unhindered by reality, unbiased by our knowledge and history, and creative to a fault. We nurtured them the best we could, giving encouragement and standing out of the way as they accomplished the impossible.

THE BEST PART OF SPACE ORCS

I love the whole "humans are space orcs" thing, my favorite stories are the ones where humanity is not necessarily stronger, tougher or better than other life forms, just that we have a very abnormal, sometimes exclusive biological function that the other sentient species of the galaxy have never had to deal with before. The first of these i ever encountered was Adrenaline, and sadly i don't remember where it originated from, but if someone does PLEASE leave a comment with a link it deserves to get teaffic.

The basic concept was that all sentient species died if they went into shock, their nervous systems could not handle it. Then Humans came along and changed the game because we have adrenaline, shock almost never kills us because when we get stressed adrenaline kicks in and makes us temporary super soldiers who cannot feel fear or pain. Or at least that is how most aliens perceive it. The darker side is that humans will put themselves in deadly situations, situations that they initially survive, but die to from exposure much later, they do this because they want to help, or even save the lives of aliens that they have come to care about, aliens who would go into shock and immediately die if they attempted the same feat.

Another good one is Color vision by Starr-Fall-Knight-Rise on tumblr here. In this universe most aliens have infa red, ultraviolet, or sone some other wavelength of light that their sight is based off of (the story follows a species who's vision is infared). Humans are the only known species with color vision as a result enemies that are masters of stealth in infared vision are bright pink against a maroon background and all to easy for humans to see and murder with little resistance. When this is explained to the main character he is dumbfounded and considers humans a marvel of nature. (Sidenote: i also love how humans, being essentially heat factories, come out of their ship looking like some kind of blindingly bright angelic beings to the infared sighted aliens who called for their help)

Cute

Humans were the newest species in the Alliance. They were small, fragile, and poisonous to practically every life form. They had strange oils on their skin, in fact, most mammalians (the…family[?] of species that the Humans were) on their planet had oils too. Humans also had the weirdest motives for their research. Their research into weapons and medicine were average, but their research into technology, specifically for entertainment purposes, seemed….wasteful. As in, excessive. That wasn’t even mentioning the amount of apparently habitable land taken up by research endeavors. Humans were obsessed with their history, classifying irrelevant species into many different categories and digging up bones to recreate skeletons of the extinct ones, and endlessly searching for evidence of “advanced” extinct civilizations.

They were quickly dubbed a “research race”. The Humans would be useful for their ability to seek out knowledge, but little more. The only weapons in their arsenal worth taking were the suicide bombs they called “Nuclear Weapons” and their medicine was useless for any race but their own. They were fragile, and tiny. Their strength only activating when under extreme stress, and it was immoral for any race to force a human into that state, especially considering any attempt to use the strength gain in battle would likely backfire due to the human’s ability for “spite”. They were a must-have for any exploration crew, but otherwise belonged in labs and not on the battlefield. The only battlefield capability aside from stress induced strength, was their adaptability and durability. Any smart Humans would’ve stayed around the habitable zones in between the poles and the equator of their planet, and yet the species managed to persevere, using their clever nature to survive in a wide variety of conditions and climates that no other race managed. It wasn’t even out of necessity, they did it for a love of exploration.

The human’s curiosity, cleverness, optimism, and odd weather-specific durability made them perfect for research. And yet some still decided to help on the battlefield. The battlefield medics were acceptable, but the tiny warriors holding what may as well be toy rifles were only accepted out of exasperated fondness and because they raised morale.

The Humans, with their small builds, wide expanse of expressions, and general kind-heartedness and playful recklessness were considered the best companions for any race; however, the Humans with anger-management issues in particular were more suited as companions for the Tloq, who were sturdy enough to take hits, one of the few races not affected by the oils on the humans' skin, and playful enough to enjoy an angry human’s company, even sometimes managing to calm one to a reasonable state. Humans were essentially pets, or children, but no one mentioned it, knowing the Humans would be upset at the analogy.

Humans took a liking to the Klo'rake specifically, likening them to large “cats”. Initially, the Alliance was confused, but upon doing further research, courtesy of the Linus (a winged species with a preference for chemistry), the hexapedal and fuzzy Klo'rake’s shared a scary likeness with the extremely tiny Earth species; said species were highly amused in their own quiet manner. The fact that Klo'rake had six legs and large horns was dutifully ignored in favor of the hilariousness that was humans flocking to them because they were fuzzy.

Humans were great researchers, the best even, their mindset perfect for the line of work, but the Alliance respected the human race’s needs for variety, and their want to run their own planet, and let them choose their own professions. At least two human researchers were always on a crew, sometimes joined by a human with a different specialty, such as engineers or pilots. Biologists and archaeologists were a favorite; the Humans’ need to classify different life forms was deemed “cute”.

Then, Earth was invaded by the Olomk. A violent species known for minor skirmishes with members of the Alliance. The Alliance was enraged, and the Humans were heartbroken. Their home planet was burning, consumed by flames and smog, and it needed their assistance. Every human crewmate returned to Earth, salvaging what they could of the planet. It’s axis had been tilted, the sea level had shrunk by many meters, and they mourned the loss of several species. The Klo'rake, Linus, and Tloq quickly came to their aid, not understanding why the humans were crying over the loss of biodiversity, but knowing the heartbreak that was the loss of most of your species.

For many sols the Humans rebuilt, their population once over a hundred billion had dwindled to merely six billion. The scientists took a census of the land, engineers, architects, and construction workers rebuilt according to the new soil. Farmers replanted their crops if possible, while others had to relocate to a different area so their crops would actually grow. Many offspring were handed off to Klo'rake and Linas, orphaned or injured. Medics and doctors did their damnedest to make sure as many people lived as possible, while others did what they could to dispose of the destroyed buildings and to ensure the planet wasn’t polluted by the waste.

Eventually, the planet was up and running once more, but for once, the Humans weren’t just angry: they were furious. Never had the Alliance seen this. Sure, they’d seen angry and annoyed Humans, but this was something different. Fury, mourning, irritation, and more wrapped up in a single undefinable emotion. They were quiet, planning, no one knew what they were doing, and no one dared ask. Many Humans that lived abroad came back to help, including all of the morale soldiers and some underage teenagers, even some children as young as ten that were desperate to help. The Alliance let the Humans mourn, as it was their first invasion, and hopefully their last.

Then, one day, Tlaku, the Olomk’s planet, was under fire. Weapons and ships constructed from a mixture of Klo'rake, Linus, Tloq, Human, and even Rikl designs decimated the planet. Even as violent and weaponized as the Olomk were, they were not prepared. The Humans dropped nuclear bombs, burned ships with plasma lasers; they shot down all resistance, and the few footsoldiers that were needed swiftly crushed all the Olomk soldiers with quick fury.

It was quick, bloody, and unexpected from the race the Alliance had started to view as cute, peaceful, and curious. The Humans stopped attacking once surrender was declared, they mourned for the hatchlings they killed, helped with the clean up, and quickly departed for Earth, returning their attention to patching up the wounds still left by the Olomk Invasion. The Linus, for once scared of their lack of knowledge, took a page out of the Human’s book and started researching Human history, because clearly they didn’t know as much as they thought about their dearest researchers. Despite being out of their depth in researching history, the Linus were well accustomed to boring scientific literature, and quickly reported something terrifying.

Humans had a bloody history, filled with war, famine, disease, exploitation, and slavery. They were clearly capable of battle, good at it even. Their tactics astounded the Rikl, who were famous for their military might. The Alliance were disturbed that the beings they found adorable and cute were so capable of hurting others. They were reminded of the small scale spite that Humans displayed when slighted, and shuddered when they realized that the humans could have destroyed them if they really felt like it. 

But when the Human representative entered, flustered at her tardiness, they were reminded of why they had gotten that initial harmless impression. Tiny, fragile, and adorably curious, Humans were great at hiding their dangerous nature.

Earth is Space Australia: Natural Disasters

Log #347

Humans were weird, to put is simply. Ti'laer didn't mean that in a rude way, they just...were. Humans are from a deathworld, a place that can and will kill you in a million different ways. Deathworlds are rare, and sentient species from deathworlds are even rarer. Those that do come from those murder planets are hardened and aggressive, resorting back to their base primal instincts at times. That was just the only way to survive.

See, this is what makes humans weird. They're mostly pleasant to be around and typically easy to befriend, the complete opposite of what anyone expected from class 12a deathworlders.

Really, when we heard about them, we expected mountains of muscle and teeth and claws, ready to snap at anything suspicious or tear you limb from limb if you even looked at them wrong. Humans were not like that at all.

While they were extremely strong for a relatively average sized species, they didn't have any natural defences aside from a partially toxic saliva. Most of their teeth were flat, aside from the few that helped them rip into meat but those weren't sharp enough to pierce scales and despite their impressively strong jaws, the mouth just wasn't the right shape to get a good grip on anything.

Humans had...adapted, to put it simply. But not in their physical development, but rather mental. On a deathworld, a species without natural defences doesn't really have anything except their minds to help them survive, so that was the only thing that really developed on an outstanding degree.

Humans were very smart. But also really dumb at the same time. Yes, that doesn't make sense, but neither do humans. One moment they'll be complaining about stubbing their toe and the next they'll be casually chatting about how they survived a tornado. A TORNADO. Those things are among the most dangerous things weather can produce and the human is just talking about it likes its cool!

Her friend Daniel had jumped in talking about this one time he rode out an earthquake while at work, in one of those really tall work buildings. An EARTHQUAKE. The thing that shakes the very crust of a planet. And he just sat there.

He then went on to talk about how his cousin's transportation vehicle was struck by actual lightning. As in millions of volts of wild, untameable electricity.

Not to mention how offhandedly they mention storms and blizzards and kriffing hurricanes.

For your sake, never get yourself a human and NEVER visit their homeworld. For your own safety and sanity.

This is Lt. Ti'laer signing off.

Some great random quotes from the Dream SMP crew Part 2!

"Hey guys this is my death video if i'm dead and you see this video i'm probably dead" - Dream

"ROBLOX MADE ME LIKE EDGING" - Wilbur Soot

"We don't pay taxes in this household!" - Philza

"Don't you I scared me there you!" - Tubbo

"No no no no I don't want to get renegaded by you Tubbo" - TommyInnit

"I'll nae nae where I goddamn please" - Tubbo

"It's like a piggy bank but instead of getting savings in the end you get pond water and dead animals" - Wilbur Soot

"I didn't die, I lived but in reverse" - Ranboo

"You know, I often find myself feeling like a Swedish emergency" - Tubbo

"Oh great, I can't wait to canonically not know this information" - Philza

"It's Corpse! From music" - TommyInnit

"I'd rather die than be careful" - Karl Jacobs

"How many bitches you've got?" - Tubbo

"I'm gonna take some arse and kick some names" - Tubbo

"Someone go back in time and tell the Captain to hit the Nae Nae on Disney Channel" - Ranboo

"You know what? I reckon I could dunk a baby" - Tubbo

"You're trying to monopolize the bazinga market and i wont have it" - TommyInnit

"Every mouse I've thrown off a building has died, I don't know where you're getting your info Tubbo" - Technoblade

"It's my drug. Someone says 'build this' and I say *intense snorting noises*" - Foolish

"War crimes make Minecraft 1000% funnier" TommyInnit

"Apparently I am the Onceler" Wilbur Soot

"Hi back, I'm upset" - Tubbo

"I can make an OnlyFans and still be alive" - Quackity

"That is a ludicrous amount of scuffle rocks!" - GeorgeNotFound

"Your floor goblin believes in you" - BadBoyHalo

"I'm not gonna eat your hell bread, that touched the hell floor" - Ranboo

"There must be some gay socks" - Tubbo

"I made gay bars. I made them" - Jack Manifold

"It was a dark and cold and stormy night and the Twitch notifications weren't working" - TommyInnit

"What if I replaced my eyes with eyeballs" - Tubbo

"I find it so cool that people can give steroids to people" - Tubbo

"I am just not okay with this Tubbo-moment" - Philza

"The truth tastes like popcorn" - BadBoyHalo

"Check this out, I'm gonna drool all over your stone bricks" - Fundy

"Jimmy Fallon you are my sussy baka" - Jack Manifold

"I'M A FISH" - Ranboo

"How about you stop sassing me or I'll tell you who your real father is" - Ranboo

"You know what, I'm drowning out the marriage fraud with this Dream speedrun music" - Ranboo

this is an ap historical context question in the future

SOMEONE TELL EM WHY DRAGON CITY IS LIKING THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF DNF STUFF 💀💀

i get it dream i’d stare for 6+ minutes too

Anyways here are some dnf twitter moments

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lmao what i dont get attached to images thats weir-

HES GIVING HIM A FLOWER IM GONNA FUCKING CRY I WILL PAY SOMEONE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO DRAW THESE SCENES

“I really don’t want you to get hurt” compilation 

Dream threatening Quackity at 3:18 in morning

liminal spaces

dt writers server had to deal with it so now yall do too

.PERCHING. my favorite speedrunning ninja man <3

hi hello take this please (for @genofeve ❤️)

there are only three genders: road trip, your new boyfriend, and gnf only fans

Dnf comic to make myself feel better :)

Dream wants George to wear his hoodie for him! That’s it lol. Also what a coincidence that I was working on this while last night’s pics of George in an oversized Dream merch hoodie dropped 😳

grr woof woof bark

It’s not fair George 

the first stage of grief is denial

Take a dnf doodle :)

They are my ultimate comfort and I feel better whenever I draw them <3

uh. this. dnf masterpost georges alt stream march tenth

anyways. enjoy this post that i simply had to make.

okay so

Reading Texts Out Loud

dream reading his and george’s texts with it including heavy flirting and also some random sex proposition is very reminiscent of the Hot Tub story dream told in january that simply left me baffled for weeks. nowadays they do so much batshit stuff that i have to process my shock much easier.

Staying With Dream Forever

“i’ll just stay” “for how long?” “forever”

has the same energy as a plane ticket and a permanent room on dreams house (at 1:08)

Marriage Fraud

no cause why are both the clips almost the same. why is georgenotfound so eager to marry dream in particular. why not sapnap. he’s never said he should marry sapnap for a visa. it’s only ever dream.

(if i had a nickel for every time george asked to marry dream i’d have two nickels which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice)

Fly Me Out

“get me a private jet, dream” vs dream saying he should have flown george out so long ago. why are they so obsessed with dream making george come to the us. george is rich. he can pay.

Kiss Me Or Something

i’ve talked about dream and george being obsessed with talk of kissing each other in this other masterpost

Tell Dream You Love Him

is this july. is this every single stream ever in july? i’m not linking the clips cause that’s an entire month. maybe more. it was just. so often. pls i can’t do it again.

“Invest in me”

honestly there’s just so many moments that parallel this that i won’t even add them here. that’s just standard dnf moment right there.

Clingy Arc

originally i wasn’t going to add this but these are are BOLD words from mr “i am used to having your attention 24/7 and then you go and strip it from me for 3 days”. are you sure he’s the clingy one, sir?

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and now for dnf moments that just. that just. you know.

My Favourite Number Is Georges Contact

i hate him

“dNF ArC? YeAh mAyBe”

shut up shut up shut up

The Hottest Piece of Ass in the Dream Team

why does he ask dream and no one else. why does dream agree. what is this.

Every Time George Uses DNF As A Joke I Lose Ten Days Of My Life

i refuse to link any of the other dozens of times he does it :)

The Maid Dress

why doesnt he answer the question of what does he think about george in a maid dress?

why does he stay silent twice.

The Many Many Times They Adressed Heat Waves (pls stop donating about it)

late nights in the middle of june

dono:what song reminds you of dream? dream: probably heat waves

“this isn’t a no it’s a not yet”

Sapnap Being Done With DNF Compilation

sapnap is sick of their behaviour as i get why. if i were best friends with them so would i. he literally lives with dream and dream still spends more time with george. sapnap being the support in every dnf fic makes so much sense, he is so tired of them.

george in his madly in love with dream arc (denial)

dream watching georges stream and not even knowing sapnaps streaming

sapnap being pissed at dream for his ‘dnf arc’

“sapnap third wheel arc” “i know”

“tell me the story about how the sun loved the moon so much he died every night to let her breathe”

Dream on da brain

Final part 👋😳 DNF WARNING

Part 1: click

Part 2: click

Part 3: click