Crash
crash
More Posts from Owoseverywhere and Others
munch
god i hate how normalized diet culture and shit like bmi and calories are. bmi is based on eugenics. calories are a measurement of how much energy something gives u and not at all of how much weight or fat ull gain. diets have been proven to be harmful and ultimately unhelpful in actually losing weight. fatness has been largely proven to not be inherently unhealthy and doesnt inherently cause health issues.
if anyone has more good links to add on then please do and if anyone knows more on this stuff than me then dont hesitate to correct me!
just witnessed a girl spot her friend in the grocery store and instead of calling her over she started making turkey noises. and her friend, who apparently recognized her call, responded with higher pitched turkey noises before she even saw her and they used turkey echolocation to find each other. friendship between girls is a beautiful thing <3
req’d by @thisisnotthenerdyouarelookingfor
quick quick who has the link to the video of the egg seal??
text: Say the first thing that pops into your hea- EGG
Poorly drawn Mareep line
You know what would be funny? If the universe got confused and accidentally put the spirit of Demise and the soul of the hero in the same dude
Kejekdkrkjfjf okay but IMAGINE
There are two wolves inside of you, one craves to feast on the souls of the innocent, the other would like a bagel. Fortunately, the Hero's Spirit is JUST stronger then that if Demise, so you don't go on a murderous rampage to sate your thirst with blood.
However this divine comedy renders what is not battling Demise of the Hero's Spirit, just A Dude™.
You order a croissant
Zelda thinks it's hilarious.
You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.
