Latest Posts by oxtcna - Page 2
Відчепися від нього, Назаре, у нього був поганий приклад для наслідування, шо ти тепер хочеш??
-Це, мій друже, називається харизма.
-Та шо ти кажеш.
спіймала 5 хвилин з серіалу козаки абсолютно брехлива історія на телебаченні і бля ви не збрехали щодо кількості квірбейту
the 2010s culture of weirdly entertaining queerbaity shows is alive in ukraine of all places. if you ever yearn for merlin-esque vibes, let me introduce you to this show called “cossacks. the fairy tale that never was”, also known as “cossacks. an absolutely phoney story”, “cossacks. a totally fake tale” and “cossacks. an absolutely fake story” (they never decided on a title translation and just kept coming up with more). it’s a clearly underbudgeted ukrainian historical show that came out in 2020, and it has everything. rivals to “are they lovers? worse” male leads with homoerotic tension, who either try to kill one another or call each other petnames. a girl who lives in her medieval ukrainian version of the truman show and gets caught up in a shitty love triangle. a 4’10 wizard who can turn into a shark (he just doesn’t want to). tragic siblings. poisoning as a love language. the main ship is called wolfborshch. one of the scriptwriters seems to have vanished from the earth, i can’t find any info on him anywhere.
this show is frustratingly entertaining. it has a VERY badly dubbed trailer on youtube, and there are all the episodes in original too. the subbed version is on netflix (might need ukrainian vpn, not sure tho) and some other platforms i didn’t know existed before. i’m not saying you should watch it, it is a mediocre show, but i am saying it would be very funny if it suddenly gained a fandom. me, the gal who’s been making thirst traps of nazar and ivan on tiktok and like three other people would be incredibly pleased
no sadness out there that can’t be cured by cuddling up to a silly little guy
song recommendation of the post
for those few curious ones (and most likely non-Ukrainians) who are like “UM. WHAT is that guy wearing in the last picture???? are his sleeves… on his back…??” Yep, they are! He’s wearing a kuntush (or kontusz in polish!), because I personally think the guy deserves to be fancy sometimes, and not just dirty and disheveled, like he usually is… and those sleeves could indeed be worn like that! fun :)
honestly i will NEVER get over how pretty sokka looked in kyoshi warrior makeup and i think we should talk about it more
I don't need to fix him I need to bathe him and somehow that's worse
^what he said
being a sanji fan is an intense experience because it takes you like 200 episodes to finally understand why sanji's eyes turned lifeless for a flickering moment at those words
idk why but here some pictures of my cats. hope you like them. i miss them.
this is so funny.
Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can't believe your sister hasn't apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don't know your name. I'm having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here's a doodle I made in class. I'm stealing your clothes as we speak, they're so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I'd love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I'm making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We're having a coffee date. I love you. I'm giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.
All that I can say......
It's morally correct to bully Elon Musk
me telling myself not to worry about the election by thinking “what would luffy do?” but he would’ve overthrown the government by now
U may be fooled by my constant melancholia and generally pathetic state of being but take heart in knowing that i am trying unfathomably hard to live
He will as soon as he figures out his foot
“calories dont count over the holidays” WRONG! calories don’t count ever. stop counting them enjoy ur life
Looks like a fucking train car in an anti communist sci fi novel released in the 50s and I mean that in the most derogatory way possible
His exposed nerve ending reacts to the mention and sight of Luffy