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we're seeing black pete and lucius reunite tomorrow. if you even care.

canceled my prime membership today

Wake up besties trumps mugshot just dropped

fucking. help me

#what if this was my last straw?

“It starts, as it will end, with a garden.” WHAT IF IT ENDS WITH CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE IN THEIR GARDEN OUTSIDE THEIR SOUTH DOWN COTTAGE WITH CROWLEY WATERING HIS PLANTS AND AZIRAPHALE ENJOYING A PASTRY AND READING

I love the hc that Dick, when he was like 12, thought Bruce and Clark were together but kept it low-key. So he got really close to him compared to other jla members. Because he thought that was his step-dad. One day, he sees Bruce with a woman and gets so mad. He goes to metropolis and tells Clark what Bruce did because it was wrong. And Clark is so confused. So he just says "I'll talk to him, let me take you home"

And then he talks to Bruce, and they actually end up kissing. And Dick is angry and yells at both of them, saying cheating is wrong and Clark can't just forgive Bruce like that. And then they talk about why he thought they were dating. And he explains. He saw them look at each other like his parents looked at each other. And, of course, that meant they were in love. Bruce and Clark have their jaws on the floor.

Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis

I’m ready to get hurt