I'm Genuinely Going Insane Why Does This Fish From A Barbie Movie Look Like Andrew Ryan

awhile back i went through all of blake's voice lines by hand and cut together every single fuck i could find. enjoy

tim is butch yes of course. but do you understand that jay is as well?

You know what my favorite thing about York is?

He’s the funny man and the goofball and the rule breaker and he never actually successfully broke into anything without triggering an alarm on the show, and he hates his job and only sticks around because he’s deeply in love with the boss’s daughter.

But. My man is competent. I’ve tried to figure out what the heck kind of rating they give the Freelancers on the Board and never managed to, but look at this picture.

York is either .4 or .8 points behind Carolina. Carolina, who is as fast as Kelly and as tough as Sam. He’s close to a full point ahead of Wyoming. And this is all with one eye. He beat the sleeveless insurrectionist - the one who stomped Maine into the ground - in hand-to-hand like it was nothing. He managed to out-drive jetpacks and helicopters (again, with one eye) during a high-speed road chase. He was never motivated to be a Freelancer, but was still pretty much the best of the best (after Carolina and Tex obviously)

I just like when the goofballs actually turn out to be great at what they do - especially when they hate what they do. Really adds to the angst.

Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen

All of my MH stuff is 25% off rn while I work on making space for new stuff! etsy.com/shop/AmphibArts

Marble Hornets Pages

Or whatever you guys consider it, Slenderman pages, Operator pages, Creepypasta pages, I don't really care. I was planning on using them for my strawpage but I decided that people may need them for reference or personal use. I cropped them from what I found.

Hiii guys running a sale on my etsy to clear up some space!!

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i am woke slenderman collect my 8 pronouns

never post edits here but omg jay merrick