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????? And Feyre who is mated to him is the reliable one ??????
Never mind that ACOSF is in third person with Cassian’s POVs too???? That rhysand saying he’s delighted Cassian is forcing her to hike is said by Feyre to Cassian!!!
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Too many people in this fandom: it's not his fault he joined a fascist movement and did unspeakable crimes, he had daddy issues, so who's the real villain there huhh?
singing why u so obsessed w me at slyth*rin sk*ttles fans who insist on reposting our posts talking about our problems with their interpretations of characters that completely betray canon.. we are allowed to disagree with you and you are allowed to disagree with us. just be respectful and do it in your spaces and we will do it in ours!
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This is soooo fck funny because it's so trueee
Lool it's always this same damn thing 😆
Feyre “thrust into leadership”.
Feyre:
- who was annoyed that she wouldn’t be Tamlin’s high lady and wanted that title
- who has made no steps towards integrating herself or understanding the hewn city/illyria
- who spends her days teaching art classes and tearing down slums
- who is not managing the night court in any sort of capacity, lets not be silly here. Turning up at the hewn city to perform sex acts and terrorise Keir is not managing the court. Going to Illyria with your posse and declaring that it should be burnt to the ground (mor) is not managing the court.
- who gave ianthe all the information on her sisters
- whose mate promised there would be guards night and day at the manor to protect the sisters
- who forced her sisters to be part of the fae world by turning up at their door with intimidating men and making them get involved with the queens
Maybe if care for her sister came from a place of love but mostly it came from her embarrassment that she couldn’t control her sister - which she states makes them look like bad rulers 🤷🏻♀️
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Implying that she knows pretty tributes like Maysilee get prostituted by Snow if they win, and then actively wishing it happens to a tribute she reaped is so evil and insidious.
Real exhibition of the contempt capitolites have for the districts.
i love her your honour
so there’s this monument in paris
fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity
and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it
Eldest sibling drawing an eldest sibling
how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"
So...
The siblings dog people? 🐶🐾
there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
yes mom my comfort character is a traumatized man
Bruce, high on pain meds: i need to- you all have to listen. you deserve to know. You’re all old enough now.
Dick: this is gonna be good
Tim, grinning: what do we need to know?
Bruce: one of you is adopted,
The kids:
Bruce, tearing up: and im SO sorry, but i just- i can’t remember who-!
Jason, gleefully: I’LL REMIND YOU- *mouth covered by Dick*
Bruce: *sobs and then passes out*
The kids:
Jason, shoving Dick off him: GET- off me! wake him up we have to tell him it’s Damian
Damian: ME!?
Jason, looking for somebody else to fuck with now Bruce is down: you look the least like him- I mean come on, those twig arms,
Jason, pointing at a passed out Bruce: you are NOT the father.
Steph: *chokes on a wheeze*
Damian, incredulous: are you- DUKES BLACK
Duke: what and you’re white? don’t fucking start this shit kid
Damian, drawing his katana: i will not have my inheritence questioned like this-
Duke, warningly: *starts glowing*
Jason: *starts filming*
Dick: oh god… Bruce is gonna wake up to Damian in the hospital. what are we gonna tell him?
Tim, eating popcorn: i dunno about you but i’m gonna tell him he got high and started a race war to see how much he panics.
in the background, Duke: *shoots Damian into the side of the wall*
Damian: *leaps back with a war cry*
Jason, looking at his phone: oh you think telling him is gonna make him panic? i’m saying it on twitter and letting him find out through WE getting boycotted
Dick:
Dick: arguably worse than trying to make him kill the joker but ok
Tim: now hold up man i work there too-
Percy: I like talking to Jason about my childhood trauma because no matter how bad of a day I had as a kid, he was having a worse one
Dick, sighing: Tiktok is getting banned. I am so sad. Like, how else will I get to rate Nightwing edits?
Bruce, sighing in relief: Finally. I still hadn't recovered from that one time when Gazette put a bunch of... edits? Of mine in the article about Wayne Enterprises.
Jason, who is chronically sitting online with VPN only: ...
Tim, who hacked servers to continue thristing over Timkon content: ...
Jason: (silently sends another tiktok in Tim's dms)
Tim: (silently types LMAO)
Dick, glaring at them, trying to hide their giggles: ...You both. Show your phones now.
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James looking at Remus's Transfiguration essay: Only 3 methods of advanced unstable material transfiguration? Come on, Moony, you can do better than that.
Remus: But… but McGonagall only asked for three…
Sirius: We got 7. Each.
Remus: I've already spent the whole bloody day on this essay…
James: Wait, seriously? We did it in like 30 minutes.
Remus: crying
Dick is kind of a big brother who knows what effect he has on his siblings's friends, and he never misses an opportunity to make himself look even cooler in their eyes. But Jason? Oh, Jason has no idea that people even consider him pretty and interesting.
It pisses his siblings even more.
Jason, on his bike, with the most insane face card: Hey, Replacement, hop on. We have work to do.
Kon, twirling his hair: Is your brother, like... free?
Bernard: Yeah, on Friday
Tim, with his eye twitching: I will kill you.
Jason, absolutely unaware of what is going on: ??? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO
***
Jon, waving enthusiastically at Jason, who passes by kitchen: Jason is so cool!
Damian: ...
Jon: And kind!
Damian: Calling Todd kind is definitely a choice.
Jon: But he read me a bedtime story the last time I was staying here 😕
Damian, frowning: ...
(Damian, later that day: Why did you read bedtime story to Jon and not me.)
***
Jason: Why Tim's and Damian's friends keep fucking glaring at me? Or stumble when I am around? What tf am I doing wrong?
Dick, trying to hide his laughter: Eh, no idea
Bruce, absentmindedly: I, actually, have the same problem when I am around other people
Alfred, amused: No DNA test required, that's for sure
Bruce and Dick having an actual break down because Damian just told them then he has another brother.
Bruce: Is he still living with Thalia?
Damian: I think so, the last time i saw him he was in the league with me.
Dick: And how old is he?
Damian who just take in caunt the years Jason have since he came out of the pit.
Damian: like 3.
Tim: only shit. But wait his father is also Bruce?
Damian: Obviously.
Bruce all ready thinking of a thousand plans to get his new son out of the league of assassins.
Damian: I don't understand your confusion, he seemed to already know who all of you are and he doesn't have a single drop of affection for you. I would say he hates you all.
Bruce starting to get alarmed because how does his son who he doesn't even know already hate him?
In other part of the city an angry Jason is planning his revenge but suddenly a sneeze make him have chills
Jason: I feel like someone is talking about me and i don't like it.
size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?