I Love The Idea That The Skittles Had Their Own Adventures At Hogwarts That Were More Chaotic Than The

yes, just ignore me fucking sobbing in a corner over this

i never thought of it that way😭😭

Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"

Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"

Regulus: 😑

James: hey now-

Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"

Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*

Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"

Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*

Sirius: *offended gasp*

Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"

Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch

Barty: And Dora is

Pandora:

Evan:

Dorcas:

Regulus:

Barty: "eagle 2"

Evan and Pandora: oh thank god

hc that everyone at hogwarts just calls barty “barty,” because he makes a point to distance himself from his father and nobody really knows his full name, but the skittles are close enough to him that they’re allowed to call him bartemius as a joke. just imagine.

evan: barty. get down.

evan: bartemius. off the table.

or

dorcas: and then fuckin bartemius had to go and-

marlene: im sorry what

a graph based on my observations

i have only seen this legendary post on pintrest. i thank the tumblr gods for gracing it upon my feed

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

Nobody:

Barty and Evan: we put the hot in psychotic

Happy Pride Month

Person A: "How did you find my address?"

Person B: "Oh, well, I asked your mom--"

Person A: "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MOM."

hc/au where ancient greek is annabeth’s first language. i mean she comes out of athena’s head right? who probably thinks in greek? she constantly defaults to it, and doesn’t even process she’s doing it half the time because most people at camp dont bat an eye. hc that when percy and annabeth are studying and trying to explain something to the other they unconsciously switch to greek (especially where annabeth and english class is concerned. my girl canonically hates english books). the majority of the time they’re only really speaking in half english half greek. annabeth says something in greek, percy responds in english or latin and vice versa. the first time paul blofis witnesses them do it, it’s before he finds out percy’s a demigod, and as an english major, is like. what the fuck did that kid just speak in greek. sally is like yea his dad is greek haha…and paul is like?? ancient?? greek?? yes paul, yes.

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo