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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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Person A: "How did you find my address?"
Person B: "Oh, well, I asked your mom--"
Person A: "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MOM."
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Regulus being transmasc and Remus being a werewolf both sharing a common hatred of "That Time of Month"
Everyone else in the group being confused when the two would walk around grumbling and irritated together because somehow Reggie is always synced with the full moon???
Regulus is the only person Remus will ever share his non-emergency chocolate with and they both cuddle up under blankets because they get cold too easily.
Padfoot and Prongs absolutley terrified of their boyfriends during this week and sending Peter inside to check on them when needed.
Platonic moonwater has my heart fr
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the marauders fandom be like:
Regulus and Remus HAD a crush on each other on the SAME period .
Third year for Regulus and Fourth year for Remus.
Regulus gay awerning was Remus , and Remus first real crush was Regulus.
They were paired for commenting quidditch matches when Regulus had a broken wrist when he returned Hogwarts that year.
They commented together, and they were hilarious, they had the sarcasm and the passion.
Peter and Pandora were the true victims of this, Dora listened to Regulus rambling about Remus' welsh accent and Peter listened to Remus about Regulus' eyes.
They shared cigarettes ( Remus cigarettes which for casualties were always few of them so they had to share them instead of each having one ) , they walked down together a little later than other students because none of them wanted to leave actually, Regulus was gifted one of Remus sweathers by Remus himself one day in winter.
When Regulus wrist was okay, Remus thought that they would stop talking, instead Regulus always asked him if he was the one commenting on the match and once he said that Remus gave him luck ( Remus cried thank you , Peter wanted to suicide ) .
Passing fourth/third year their situation becomes purely friendly, they still have that strange connection but only as friends.
In Fifth Remus started dating Sirius and Regulus started to like James ( Pandora first thought was to suicide ) .
Years later one evening someone asked Regulus who has been his gay awakening and he answered that it was Remus in his third year.
Peter almost suffocated , and Remus said that in the same period he had a crush on Regulus. ( Regulus laughed the HARDEST in his entire life , Remus with him , Pandora and Peter they sighed damn loud )
When the others asked why they didn't confess, they both answered that they thought the other was being friendly.
Barty cried because ( his literal words ) : ' We could have the hottest couple of Hogwarts , Merlin and Morgana both ' .
Regulus and Remus both laughed ( Sirius and James were having an aneurysm ) .
Dame Maggie Smith died!!!
Minnie is dead😭😭😭😭
Noooooooooo
James was the mum friend in a "wraps you in a soft blanket and makes you tea when you're not feeling well" way.
Sirius needed someone to love him.
Remus needed someone to accept him.
Peter needed someone to value him.
And James made sure each of them went to bed smiling.
Regulus was the mum friend in a "chasing you around the house screaming at you to not put forks in the plug sockets" way.
Evan had no regard for safety, his own or others.
Barty has no impulse control.
Pandora did dangerous experiments on a daily basis.
Dorcas would do just about anything if you paid her enough.
And Regulus was just trying to keep those fucking idiots alive.