Carrie Fisher Reciting The “Help Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi” Speech Through The Years

What I’d give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you’re in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you’re not weak if you can’t escape by yourself

I’ve never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into “princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else”, to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she’s a strong female character! (Implying if you’re in a bad situation, it’s because you’re not strong enough to get out)

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Derek Hale

Imagines:

Derek being scared to have sex while you’re pregnant

Being Scott’s older sister and you end up confiding in Derek when you find out your father’s back

Going to Derek for lessons about sex

Hiding your emotions and Derek takes an interest in you

Being Derek’s mate and he gets over protective when you’re pregnant

Klaus get jealous when he finds out you wont go on a date with him because you’re in love with Derek

Derek being more playful as a wolf and your daughter convinces Isaac to play with them

Stiles having to babysit Derek when he’s young Derek and tries to hide that ‘Miguel’ is Derek

Derek getting jealous After you break up because he finds out you’re dating Scott

Being Derek’s mate despite not liking him when you first meet

The pack realising you need their help because of how self-destructive your behaviour has become

Looking after Derek when he’s in his wolf form

Period sex with Derek

Derek teaching Isaac how to touch you

Derek getting jealous when Stiles flirts with you

Being Stiles sister and he tells Derek to back off

How you meet Derek

How you meet Derek (Part Two)

How he kisses you

His pet name for you

Returning to help Derek

Derek helping you after you have your wisdom teeth out

Becoming Scott’s beta and you save Derek

Oneshots:

I may have made her mad

The one where Derek takes Stiles to a strip club

Salvatore or Hale

Julia’s birthday request

A little love

Stiles, Derek and Scott (Part of the Teen wolf training program AU)

Ride a Hale

Alpha insanity (Part One)

Distraction

All you did was shave

Prompts:

“It’s your turn to make dinner.” “You’re a nerd.”

“I told you, no more pets.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”

“You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”

“He’s respectable, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.” “Do you think he / she crashed the car on purpose?” 

“I have to take you to the doctor.”

“I did a pregnancy test.“

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy”

“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”

“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”

“Hey, I want you to meet my wife.”

“Oh, it’s just coffee.”

“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“If you don’t open up that door on the count of three, I will start huffing and puffing!”

“It’s cute when you blush.”

“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”

“Hey, I want you to meet my wife.”

“We’re snowed in…”

“How big is it?”

“If me and Santa got into a fight, who do you think would win?”

“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”

“If I hear this song one more time there will be blood.”

“Will you help me go Christmas shopping?”

“We’re snowed in…”

“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”

“I hate winter.”

“If I hear this song one more time there will be blood.”

“Is that mistletoe hanging from the light?”

“The price limit was 20 dollars!”

“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”

“Tell me you feel nothing for me and I’ll never ask again.”

“That was hardly porn.”

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"

“Now, put your good clothes on.”

“Yeah school. That’s where people go to learn things like not keep children up all night.”

“If only I’d gone over when she / he called.”

“I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”

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I Would Pair:

Momma Hale - Derek x Fem!Reader

The War Of Beacon Hills - Sterek

The Training Program - Teen Wolf Au

Our Cousin Stiles - Teen wolf / My babysitters A Vampire

+18 Smut Masterlist

maybe i'm just touch-starved but platonic physical affection my beloved: a gentle hand tucking your hair back for you, curling up and burying your face into their side, getting engulfed in a tight bear hug, tangling limbs to squeeze into the same chair, dusting crumbs away and tucking shirt tags back in without a thought, quietly lacing hands and swinging them back and forth, the solid weight of a tired head on your shoulder, casually moving through each other's space, rolling their sleeves up before they get dirty, absent-mindedly doodling flowers on their arm, walking on the outside of the sidewalk just in case, falling asleep with your head in their lap

Howlin’ For You Series - Masterlist

AU - Biker!Bucky x Fem/Reader

When Y/N gets an unreal deal on her first home, she wonders why her neighbor scared away all the other buyers. Despite being cautious, she wonders why the town has given Bucky Barnes a bad name.

Part One // Part Two // Part Three // Part Four // Part Five // Part Six // Part Seven // Part Eight // Part Nine // Part Ten // Epilogue

This series is finished.

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so many things try to emulate the Beatrice/Benedick relationship and so few of them get it right bc they’re like ‘oh it’s about the banter’ and YES, obviously, but if you make it JUST about the banter you’re going to fail! it’s about the RESPECT!!! it’s about the scene after Hero’s shaming where Benedick drops the banter entirely and sits there with Beatrice as she rages and weeps and then chooses to side with HER instead of the boy’s club that he’s been hanging out with for the entire play, both because he loves her and because she’s RIGHT!

like, it’s not some impulsive thing to make her like him, and it’s not just talk; he asks her if she’s sure and then he agrees and then he remains cold and determined when he meets Claudio and Don Pedro and they try to get him to joke around with them like old times.  i think that’s one of the things that gets me the most; that there’s a scene that you half-expect to fall into that same sort of joking, where Claudio and Don Pedro are specifically like, “Huh, we inexplicably feel kind of sad after ruining this woman’s life and reputation, I bet Benedick will cheer us up!” and he just. utterly refuses to engage. and it’s so powerful and it’s such a tonal shift and such a strong indication of just how much he loves and values Beatrice and!! anything that gets the banter but doesn’t get that completely fails to understand their relationship! THB!!

Comic con: *dropping trailers like crazy* My multifandom ass:

°•.I'll take care of you when your sick,

I'll give you space when you need it,

I'll never leave your side when you need someone there.•°