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Steve dealing with casualties vs. Tony dealing with casualties

i got a round face w/ chubby cheeks bc i have loved stored in them 

 Chris Evans photographed by Danielle Levitt for Variety (x)

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

Good words. Good soil. Great growth.

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SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN (1952) dir. Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen

LOL.

Steve Rogers in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Since ur watching Chris movies.. have u by any chance watched the nanny diaries? Bc that movie always makes me melt🥺

oh my god let’s talk about THE NANNY DIARIES 😭😭😭

yes i have watched it and it's such a lovely movie!! it’s one of the only cevans movie directed by a woman and like?? you can tell??

i’ve seen some discussions on tiktok about how shots catering to the true “female gaze” have nothing to do with shirtlessness and obscene muscles (basically the very sexual male gaze but with the roles reversed), but it has to do with EYES and HANDS 

and JESUS CHRIST... look at this shot... the romantic lighting... the soft eye contact... the love in his gaze... i’m literally a puddle

i feel like so many of chris’ roles necessitate (or at worst, reduce him to) his physique ((which we all know is GLORIOUS 👌 right, like not denying that at all))

but god. the harvard hottie in the nanny diaries. unparalleled charm and romanticism. funny and cute and humble and good with kids and EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE AND I’M NOT OKAY 

who else up hurkleing their durkleing