One Of My Favorite Meet Cutes With My Favorite Couples. 101 Dalmatians With Hades And Persephone.

Inspired by the Women’s March and my firm belief that these Princesses would be out there. Dream Big, Princess!

(available for print soon)

i got a round face w/ chubby cheeks bc i have loved stored in them 

never been to disney but this is hilarious

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

Poe Dameron Masterlist

(*** means smut)

Lay Me Down

“I thought I could manage…” - Drabble

Heart Doodles - Drabble

“Put it in your pants…” - Drabble

Princess Diaries - Drabble

Changing Sides

Please, Don’t

Who is She?

Shock to Excitement

Destroy Me***

Things You Need to Hear

Tiny Hands

The Weather Outside is Frightful

Studying Distractions [Part 2***]

Mistakes and Heartaches

Well Hello There, Miss Teacher (Dad!Poe AU)

Come Back Kisses - Drabble

“Look at that disgusting display!” - Drabble

“I’ve made the decision to trust you.” - Drabble

“We’re talking about the greater good!” - Drabble

“Is this a habit of yours…” - Drabble

“But it’s a rock.” - Drabble

“Ooh! I like her,” - Drabble

Sweet Child of Mine [Part 2]

Oh No, You Don’t

Rivalry [Part 2] [Part 3] (Vampire AU)

History [Part 2] [Part 3]

Internet Famous Masterlist

Quiet Celebration

Welcome Back (Air Force Pilot!Poe)***

Talking to the Stars

Masks (Bounty Hunter!Reader)

Comfortable (Air Force AU)

Happy Birthday, Poe! (Modern AU)

Tease to Please (Modern AU)

That Would be Enough

Draw Me (Rommates AU)

The Thing About Roomates (Roommate AU)

It’s Just a Little Crush (Celebrity AU)

Stars Align (Celebrity AU)

Calls Me Moonlight (Singer/Dancer AU)

Little Secrets [Part 2] [Part 3] (Modern AU)

Tattooed Heart (Modern AU)

Family Fun

Online Besties [Part 2] (Tumblr AU)

Fun Ride (Modern AU)***

Would You Rather (Modern AU)***

Engaged in Sleep

Happy Mother’s Day

My Angel (Guardian Angel AU)

There’s More to It

The Ocean Calls Me (Mermaid AU)

Bad Day from the Start (College AU)

In Secret (Royalty AU)***

Earned It (CEO AU)***

Run to You (Bodyguard AU) [Part 2]

“If you can’t sleep…” - Drabble

“I lost our baby.” - Drabble

“Are you going to talk to me?” (Modern AU) - Drabble

Insatiable (light smut)

Exposed (Porn Industry AU)*** 

Photo Drabble

‘Til You Come Back Home

Poor Some Sugar on Me (Stripper AU)

Cake

The Okay Girl Masterlist

The Baker’s Son

Photo Drabble

Back Then (High School Reunion AU)

Step by Step (Modern AU) [includes Finn x Reader]***

Part of Your World (WWII Air Force Pilot/Mermaid AU)

Wisdom Teeth (Modern AU)

College Kid (College AU)

Another Day

Fish Out of Water (Mermaid AU)

Ink Stains (College AU)

Temptations

His Baby Girl*** (Sugar Daddy AU)

Kinktober: Public (College AU)***

3 Times Poe Tried to Tell You He Liked You (Modern AU)

Silent Library (Librarian AU)

Oops… (High School AU)

Car Shop Romance (Car Mechanic AU)

Bee Bee with a Baby (Modern AU)

Kiss It Better

Magical (Disneyland AU)

A Piece of Cake (High School AU)

Fashion Baby (Model AU)

Let Papa Sleep (Modern AU)

Impulse Control

Bring Her Back (Single Parent AU)

Busy Missin’ You (Modern AU)***

Deck the Walls and Tree and Stuff (Modern AU)

We Need a Medic!

Underneath the Christmas Tree (Modern AU)

New Addition (Christmas Modern AU)

That Little Piece of Metal

Remember Me (Military AU)

Woah Baby! (Supernatural AU)  [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5 - Final]

A Birthday to Remember (College AU)

The Way I Feel for You (Modern AU)

Kiss Me Through the Phone (College AU)  [Part 2]

Face Your Fears (Modern AU)

No Texting Crushes Rule (College AU)

In the Middle of the Night (Modern AU)***

Just Wait (Modern AU)

Omg! I feel called out 😆

First off I want to say that I love your writing!! 😍 I was I wondering if I could be added your 18+ and Steve tag lists? I promised I'm 24 😅 Let me know if need an credentials lol

Hmmm, tell me one slang word that you used in high school.