Il materiale di origine: Elizabeth Torque (Facebook) / Poe Dameron and BB-8
What’s your fantasy?
Imagines:
Derek being scared to have sex while you’re pregnant
Being Scott’s older sister and you end up confiding in Derek when you find out your father’s back
Going to Derek for lessons about sex
Hiding your emotions and Derek takes an interest in you
Being Derek’s mate and he gets over protective when you’re pregnant
Klaus get jealous when he finds out you wont go on a date with him because you’re in love with Derek
Derek being more playful as a wolf and your daughter convinces Isaac to play with them
Stiles having to babysit Derek when he’s young Derek and tries to hide that ‘Miguel’ is Derek
Derek getting jealous After you break up because he finds out you’re dating Scott
Being Derek’s mate despite not liking him when you first meet
The pack realising you need their help because of how self-destructive your behaviour has become
Looking after Derek when he’s in his wolf form
Period sex with Derek
Derek teaching Isaac how to touch you
Derek getting jealous when Stiles flirts with you
Being Stiles sister and he tells Derek to back off
How you meet Derek
How you meet Derek (Part Two)
How he kisses you
His pet name for you
Returning to help Derek
Derek helping you after you have your wisdom teeth out
Becoming Scott’s beta and you save Derek
Oneshots:
I may have made her mad
The one where Derek takes Stiles to a strip club
Salvatore or Hale
Julia’s birthday request
A little love
Stiles, Derek and Scott (Part of the Teen wolf training program AU)
Ride a Hale
Alpha insanity (Part One)
Distraction
All you did was shave
Prompts:
“It’s your turn to make dinner.” “You’re a nerd.”
“I told you, no more pets.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”
“You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”
“He’s respectable, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.” “Do you think he / she crashed the car on purpose?”
“I have to take you to the doctor.”
“I did a pregnancy test.“
“You’re cute when you’re sleepy”
“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”
“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”
“Hey, I want you to meet my wife.”
“Oh, it’s just coffee.”
“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”
“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“If you don’t open up that door on the count of three, I will start huffing and puffing!”
“It’s cute when you blush.”
“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”
“Hey, I want you to meet my wife.”
“We’re snowed in…”
“How big is it?”
“If me and Santa got into a fight, who do you think would win?”
“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”
“If I hear this song one more time there will be blood.”
“Will you help me go Christmas shopping?”
“We’re snowed in…”
“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”
“I hate winter.”
“If I hear this song one more time there will be blood.”
“Is that mistletoe hanging from the light?”
“The price limit was 20 dollars!”
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”
“Tell me you feel nothing for me and I’ll never ask again.”
“That was hardly porn.”
“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"
“Now, put your good clothes on.”
“Yeah school. That’s where people go to learn things like not keep children up all night.”
“If only I’d gone over when she / he called.”
“I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”
Fake Texts:
Fake Instagram posts:
I Would Pair:
Momma Hale - Derek x Fem!Reader
The War Of Beacon Hills - Sterek
The Training Program - Teen Wolf Au
Our Cousin Stiles - Teen wolf / My babysitters A Vampire
+18 Smut Masterlist
The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise
OBI-WAN KENOBI & LEIA ORGANA + tumblr text posts (credit)
Star Wars Adventures: Forces of Destiny – Rose & Paige animation cell variant cover by Nicoletta Baldari.
i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid
Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
28yr old English & History Teacher she/her/hers
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