HYPERVENTILATING.

girly can’t even spell “episode” right lolll (it’s giving paige)

Saw @lucespeaks post about Georgia thought you would like this

she’s so fucking fine

Sobbing to my own edit

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

certified girl kisser ❌ certified pussy devourer ✅

girl's caption is real af lol

HELLO IM SO DEAD I LOVE THEM

she funny af for this😭

WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF