“till-” WE ARE NOT STOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF

WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER: RHEA RIPLEY

My baby girl turns 9 today 🥹🥹

MYYY GIRLSSSS I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCHH

Literally me

paige bueckers ill never not love you

That Aubrey tiktok Azzi why you a pro at hip thrusting 🤨🤨

I SEE HER IN THE BACK OF MY MIND ALL THE TIME

i’m just a gay dyke … i can only take so much …