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Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again
It a dragon 🐉
Everything suck but the dragon tbh and I’m totally fine with that cuz the boi looks good af 👌
I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad
Fruit Dragons by Alexandra Khitrova.
What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
first aid kit
sunscreen
a travel alarm clock or watch
mylar emergency blanket
a backpack is a must
downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
sleeping bag
travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
swiss army knife
can opener
Reblog this
If you love Iron Man
BECAUSE
Of
THE
MAN
THE GENIUS
The protector
THAT CREATED IT
IRON MAN WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT TONY STARK. TONY STARK CREATED THE SUIT OUT OF A BOX OF SCAPS IN A CAVE WITH NOTHING BUT A WILL TO SURVIVE AND A DETERMINATION TO FIX HIS MISTAKES AND TO HELP PEOPLE.
AND THAT IS WHY HE IS EARTH’S GREATEST DEFENDER.
so @spidcyson, @aqentbarton, and i were talking and the question of ‘do the kardashians exist in the mcu’ came up SO
headcanon that tony stark doesn’t like them much– doesn’t like how they run things in general like how they aren’t as charitable or thoughtful towards their fans– and eventually, he catches wind of the drama surrounding the youngest jenner and her customers
he starts a beauty line of his own just out of sheer pettiness so he gets rhodey and pepper in on it and eventually stark industries expands a makeup branch
tony hires models of every gender, race, sexuality, and background for promoting his brand as a ‘fuck you’ to the lack of diversity in jenner’s brand– even collabs with fenty beauty a few times– and tony growing up in the spotlight, actually knows how to work with makeup (his experimental stints in the fashion and style of the 90s and early 2000s is proof enough of that)
he gets peter and the avengers in on the scheme and peter, giving no fucks of societal gender roles, actually wants to learn how to do makeup so tony pulls out his big ass makeup kit and shows him the ropes – “you start with a clean face and then moisturizer. then you do primer” – and eventually, peter becomes sort of a tester for stark beauty’s products bc he wants to practice his own makeup skills as well
more than once, the avengers call peter in for an emergency in the middle of one of his “practice sessions” and afterwards, he takes the mask off and tony laughs and the avengers are confused as to why peter only has half a glitter cut crease and unblended contour
bonus: tony starts up a beauty channel on youtube and the avengers guest star here and there like bucky guest stars in one of the videos titled “husband’s best friend does my makeup one-armed” and the first few seconds of the video is bucky staring deadpan into the camera and twisting his metal arm off while tony cackles in the background
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Some past works
Parents: why you wanna move so bad
Me: independence
Me in head: gettin a lizard
infinity war bloopers!
Egg Recipe
Difficulty: egg
Time: egg
Ingredients:
egg
eight whole egg
—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—
Step one: put eight egg on plate
Step two: look at all those egg
Step three: congratuleggtion
How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this
Tony: Thrusters? Check.
Steve: Shield? Check.
Thor: Mjölnir? Check.
Clint: Arrows? Check.
Groot: I am? Groot.
Peter: Hotel? Trivago.
And in that order.
Here’s that fic I wrote just for a single indulgent scene– I somehow got to 4888 words which is like ??????????
Enjoy!
you've heard of cotton eye joe, now get ready for
polyester foot bob
An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.