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an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail
-a few seconds in the forest
hi, im rose this is my first ever post. i spent a lot of time browsing on here as a teen like many others. its nice to be back.
im 22 and have gastroparesis, so i spend a lot of time in bed. i find peace, comfort and hope in creating art when i feel powerless due to my condition. stay and rest for awhile🧚🏻
"I'm about to have a Joker moment", I say, but the Joker moment in question in this one.
prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time
LEGO - Rubber Duck
all jedi suck at cooking it’s one of the qualifications
- greez
survivors we adapt my ass, cal can't even adapt to a kitchen
(commission info // tip jar!)
remember when dash drama looked like this
[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]
"Get out of my yard strange cat."
i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
Howl’s Moving Castle lava lamp with emo Howl as the lava
I have so little energy to draw this year. The only thing I do in my free time is reading Shonen manga... So I am trying to draw with less thinking and less sketching. So far I managed to create...Gandalf ♥
Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location
"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
'Your version of Cal runs a pet insta account for BD. It's how the empire keep finding him.' - my partner, walking into the living room to discover me taking small f-stop photos of BD-1 again.
Cal's instagram account:
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cal.kestis Throwback Thursday! #droidstagram #droidposting #BD-1
I think you're just jealous of the overwhelming power that streams from THE ORB. It's not corrupting me at all.