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call him bubonic the way he plagues me

Do we think Merrin kept one of Cal's bazillion wanted posters around, like Maid Marian from the Disney Robin Hood who was keeping Robin's poster stuck to the inside of her wardrobe like a pinup? Because. I do.

absolutely yes, perfect idea

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when tumblr dies we should just all go back to pdfs

bugs is…. shrimp????

Wait for it

If Hadestown has a moral, she says, then it’s “you have to try, you have to have hope, not because success is a given – it’s not. Orpheus fails. We heroicise” – here she breaks off to apologise that jet lag has led to her making up words – “we heroicise Orpheus not because he succeeds but because he tries, and that endeavour alone is worthwhile. How to live, and not merely survive, is to believe things could change.”

Anaïs Mitchell on her musical Hadestown: 'I worked on it so long I was afraid I'd never make another record'

forever obsessed with artemis fowl who, upon realizing that he needs a fuckton of money in order to keep searching for his missing and probably dead father, doesn’t reach for his impeccable hacking skills or his ability to flawlessly recreate artistic masterpieces in order to commit art theft but instead runs the most absolutely insane and convoluted plan that’s ever been constructed (rivaled only by the insane and convoluted plans he constructs when he’s older and aided by time and practice). based solely, by the way, off of what basically amounts to the fairy bible which is written entirely in verse AND in a language that no human being has ever been permitted to see let alone translate. and the plan WORKS

Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

It was national library workers day yesterday! Thank you for your work!! 📚

what does fix it au Cal do with the little critters he meets. Does he sneak boglings into the temple

he doesnt sneak them in, it's the same as canon in that they just keep following him and it's kind of becoming a problem

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hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

damn this legendary post was only from 2019?! i couldve sworn it was like 6 years ago when i saw it lol i didnt know it was that recent

stop talking to me I just woke up seven (7) hours ago

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

im really bad at conversations sorry if ive ever talked to you

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

Beneath Lavender Skies

Cal Kestis | Jedi Survivor

Canon LGBTQIA+ characters in jedi survivor:

Merrin

Literally a pansexual witch.

Moran

Pls talk to your smuggler boyfriend he misses you.

Ashe Javi

The they/them DJ we didn’t know we needed.

Gido and Gulu

Boyfriends❤️

Wini and Zygg

These lesbians will fix up your house.

Additional characters that are a bit sus:

Cal Kestis

I don’t know exactly what’s going on here, but Cal Kestis isn’t straight that’s for sure. Stop having chemistry with like every single character.

Bode Akuna

Now this has been a great first date and all… 👀👀👀

Mosey Cimmaron

She likes girls.

Boba Fett

Was in the game for like 2 minutes and now kesett is a thing. Their chemistry was insane.

Caij Vanda

A straight woman wouldn’t sit like that.

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.

Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

hot dog water

pickles