I Found Out By My Group Chat Sending This Monstrosity

This is canon and no one can tell me otherwise now

Ever wondered how Crosshair got his name?

That's the thing, I don't like people and people leave me alone most when I'm shooting.

Any advice for someone looking to improve their marksmanship score? I want to get onto the team this year but my scores have been garbage lately.

Play a real sport, ideally one that involves exercise and teamwork. Guns are not toys.

Vader: [opening a desk drawer in Obi-Wan’s old room] Let’s see what this old fool kept in here…[picking up a piece of paper]  Obi-Wan: [in a letter] 

Dear Anakin, 

If you’re reading this, then you must be rifling through my belongings, which means you are either extremely bored (in which case I suggest going and tidying up your quarters, which I don’t need to see to know are a disaster,) or I’ve been missing for an extended amount of time and the Order needs the room to store extra chairs, or I’ve died, possibly while trying to rid the galaxy of General Grievous. If I am in fact dead, I hope this letter finds you well in spite of it, and that you have not gone off the deep end or murdered anyone in an attempt to avenge me. (…unless it’s Grievous, I suppose.)

You will find attached to this letter the receipts for several items in my room, such as the electric tea kettle. I hope you can at least return them for store credit. 

I’ve set up a college savings plan with the Galactic Bank of Coruscant, because I noticed that Senator Amidala is obviously pregnant, and since I am not nearly as dense as you apparently think I am, I presume the child is yours. The account information is in my safe, which I would give you the combination to except that I know you have been breaking into it since you were 14. 

If you do intend to eventually leave the Order, as I suspect you might, please make sure that you give the Council two weeks’ notice. It’s only polite, and you never know when you may need to use them as a reference. Even though I know you clash with them, they do care about you.

Finally, please make sure Duchess Satine’s nephew gets the inheritance I’ve left him (the information is also in my safe, and no, I’m not going to tell you any more details about this. I realize how much this is going to torment you, and I’d be lying if I said that’s not bringing a smile to my face.) 

Your blanket is in the hamper. Wash it on the gentle cycle. The password for the wi-fi, in case you’ve forgotten, is BuyYourOwnDataPlanAnakin.

Be well, my Padawan, and I shall see you again someday – hopefully many years from now – when you, too, rejoin the Force. Don’t forget to change the payment settings for Netflix now that I’m dead or you’ll fall behind on your programs. 

Yours,  Obi-Wan Kenobi  PS: Don’t let Vos speak at my funeral. 

Everyone in Torrent was convinced Fives was responsible for the pranks they suffered. It made sense, right? They began when Echo and Fives joined them, and Echo was too rule-abiding to be responsible. When Echo tragically fell at the Citadel, they continued. So, it has to be Fives... right?

Surprise, surprise, it had been Echo in the state, who though the was sly until Jesse cornered him. After the Citadel mission, Jesse took over and continued the pranks.

No matter how much Fives wailed and denied his involvement, no one believe him. No one. Which was rather ironic, since they all knew that Fives couldn't lie to save his life and Echo... had always been remarkably good at it.

Fives wasn't the trickster, the prankster, the troublemaker everyone made him out to be. It was Echo or the spirit of Echo that lived in, honored by a dutiful Jesse.

Unbeknownst to any of them, there was one who knew... But, how often did anything slip past Captain Rex?

He just smirked as Fives tried to state a case in his defense and Kix yelled at him for the glitter bomb in his trunk.

if Crosshair and Wolffe met

Crosshair: we don’t usually work with regs

Wolffe: yeah well i don’t usually put up with talking twigs.

Wolffe: *catches toothpick*.

Crosshair: *violently shakes

“Haha isn’t it funny that Neil Gaiman is the only celebrity we haven’t run off this site?” Actually no, it isn’t funny that tumblr has repeatedly launched harassment campaigns against every vaguely popular person who dared to be accessible and no, we didn’t “decide to let Neil stay”, he’s received a metric shitton of harassment he just refuses to be bullied off of social media by a bunch of teenagers with nothing better to do than to be shitty to people online just because they’re there

Wrong friend but this was better than I thought.

By the way who's gonk droid is this then?

How would you feel if someone hypothetically tried to steal Gonky? Asking for a friend.

I didn't know @princeofdathomir had a friend.

rb this post to give the person u rbed it from a pretty fall leaf :]