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“I got a weird idea where Yellow Diamond has enough with the Crystal Gems and fights fire with fire as she sends Homeworld gems of the same type to fight them.”

@werewolfchaos

yooo I was chilling with @sall0 and drew her son🙏 (i love him)

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the concept creep of gooner:

niche fetish involving jerking off to porn (often edging) to the point of inducing a state of stupidity and cock/porn worship -> person who jerks off frequently or is obsessed with jerking off -> generally horny people -> anybody who has ever looked at porn or thought about sex ever -> “degenerates”

[neolithic hottie who's been easing back into the modern dating scene]: so when he said he was a pot caster i thought he was a good artisan with a reliable income. But turns out he just talks to himself all day mostly. People don't even come to listen and he doesn't know shit about ceramics. Sometimes one of his friends is there though.

[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).

This one's for the people who love their height difference as much as I do

Spring Evening at Kintai Bridge, Kawasi Hasui, 1947

🦷SHARP TOOTH🦷

nothing has made me want to take a class more than this 1 star review on ratemyprofessor