Argyle Saying “got Me Stressed Out Its Not Even My Girlfriend” Was The Funniest Line For Me This

Do we have enough drachmas for an Uber?

apparently not, my friend

I think it'd be hilarious if Pavitr was unintentionally savage when he first met Hobie.

Based completely off of this post.

Bonus:

ian, proud father of exactly six tomatoes: make sure to get our good sides

mickey: ??? the fuck exactly is the good side of a spherical object ian

everyone glossing over the fact that Keith could’ve been named Yorak if not for his dad

Yorak the fuckin Black Paladin?

liking stranger things is a red flag. its also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag. liking stranger things is gay. YOU are GAY.

today i offer u my possessive viktor crumbs…. tomorrow…who knows…

he right doe 😔

nah man it’s yo stank ass attitude

tsukki: i spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter “s”.

yamaguchi: [looks over at hinata and kageyama]

yamaguchi: is it “sexual tension”?

Lafayette and Angelica

I heard somewhere that whe Lafayette got captured in Austria, it was Angelica Schuyler and her husband John Barker Church to save him.

What do you think the conversation would have been?

“Lafayette! What are you doing in there?”

“Why, I am in jail, of course.”

long, deep, frustrated sigh

“I am sorry, madame, but that man was just asking for it!”

HOLY SHIT WHAT AN AU

dream team ready to kick ass,  Camp Half Blood style!