also not to still Accountant 2 post BUT the scene where Jon Bernthal/Braxton is rehearsing in the mirror and swearing and running around holding his gun hyping himself up and it’s all, the audience finds out, just to be more assertive with a dog breeder on the phone because he wanted to pick up his corgi puppy two weeks early…when I say I cried real tears in the theater I was laughing so hard…Jason Todd is that you??
also more hilarious moments: Braxton asking a woman why she’d say “don’t hurt me” and blustering out the door offended she’d think that and he’s literally stepping over dead bodies of random men as he leaves….iconic.
Two massive guys (Braxton and Christian) sleeping in one tiny airstream bed and it wasn’t played for laughs?? They’re brothers???
Braxton’s “is it me?” speech actually crushed me a little.
Christian gaming the dating app algorithm and then getting in trouble with the event organizers had me DYING.
THE ACCOUNTANT ‧ 2016 THE ACCOUNTANT 2 ‧ 2025
The fucking PUNISHER strolling casually into a barber shop: I need a fade and a shave STAT my GIRLFRIEND is back in town and I can't look like a fucking hipster in front of her
love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king
s/o for noticing that Karen shone her flashlight on Frank’s case files (from the trial, DD S2) right exactly when she said “It’s just adrenaline, I’m sure” so I also rewatched the scene and it is indeed his files
now i’m gonna think about this a lot too
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Fanfic is a free hobby.
It's one of the last few things we can have as a society that's free. You can engage, for free. People give you things (art, stories, etc), for free.
Don't buy into the consummerism just because it's everywhere else.
You don't have to consume everything you interact with. You don't have to use things, just because they exist.
You're allowed (still, for now), to have things that are enjoyable for free.
Do you realise how insane the world is? We don't have many places where we can just be, for free anymore, but ao3 is. Did you notice we don't have ads in ao3? We don't have pop ups? Where ELSE do we not have that?
Where else can you just go and not have to wait for a commercial to be over or for ads to be on the sidelines?
I don't think the younger people understand, but the whole of internet used to be like this. YouTubers would do Youtube for free, just because. You couldn't monetise your internet presence before.
Ao3 is like a little preserved corner of the internet where the old internet used to be, and it's being attacked by people who do not understand that free things are allowed to exist without judgment.
Please don't ruin this for us.
Some of us need it.
THE ACCOUNTANT (2016) Dir. Gavin O'Connor
I love the detail that Frank knows that Matt’s senses are enhanced but they’ve never had a conversation about it. He asks Matt if he clocked the van of cops on the other side of the building. He tosses Matt the bullet with the punisher skull on it knowing he’ll catch it and be able to feel the indentation.
in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that
Annie: There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death; conjuring spirits from the past...and the future. In ancient Ireland, they were called Filí. In Choctaw land, they called them Fire Keepers. And in West Africa, they were called Griots. This gift can bring healing to their communities. But it also...attracts evil....
Sinners (2025)