Always Manage To Forget This Word Describing Me Despite It Being Incredibly Accurate.

What are you doing to catch it?

Someone once told me things would be better now. Someone lied.

When a friend of yours fiancée gets sexually assaulted and all you want to do is go on a rampage through England destroying dirtbags.

Everything I touch breaks. Can't even put together a computer without screwing up. Which is bad because if my other computer goes before this new one works, everything goes the way of the dinosaur. Yes, I'm going to crash a meteor into it all because that's what it deserves.

As the people begged for salvation, their gods remained silent, for none had a capacity for empathy.

How does one get a membership to this gym?

Knight at the Gym. The dude in the jousting armor cracks me up every time. LOLOL

When you finally overcome the helplessness just long enough to talk to a professional about how messed up things are, and they call to cancel two hours before the appointment.

It really sucks missing some people.

I have spent my whole life trying to be water. But, I will only ever be fire. Consuming, hateful, never sated until every last living thing is destroyed. I want to see it all burn.

I love pine cones. Stepping on them sounds like the crushing of my enemies' bones.