The Distortion

long time no see

just raven chilling with butterflies

Alright wrapped up another skill from Disco Elysium. Two down….what like 22 to go? I thought shivers would be fun and it was but it was also a challenge. Gonna start alternating between original work and a skill because fall market season is creeping up on me and I gotta make inventory for that.

isn’t it funny how this episode was only 5 minutes long?

MAG 169, Fire Escape

MARTIN: Smite! Smite!

MARTIN: Gimme an S! Gimme a M! Gimme an I! Gimme a T! Gimme an E!

MARTIN: What’s that spell? Smite!

JON: Ok, the next domain is The Desolation.

JON: It’s a burning tenement and the avatar is inside. We’re gonna smite the @#$& out of that *&$#.

MARTIN: Inside…a burning building?

JON: Yep!

MARTIN: Will it hurt?

JON: Oh yes, I’ll feel every molecule of pain and despair.

MARTIN: …

MARTIN: I mean, will it hurt me?

JON: …

JON: I guess? But it’s a long way to London, I’m sure you’ll walk it off.

MARTIN: Hm.

MARTIN: Ok, new plan.

MARTIN: I’ll build an Archivist-sized trebuchet, and I’ll just yeet you in there so you can smite more efficiently.

MARTIN: The old yeet-n-smite maneuver.

MARTIN: Yeet! Yeet!

MARTIN: Annnd smite!

@a-mag-a-day

born to dilly dally, forced to lock in

art for @memorychip

[Basic image ID in the alt text, more elaborate below the cut]

I do have some kind of  justification for why Jon would show up weird on polaroids (as opposed to digital media, when in tma it’s often vice versa) but to be honest, the actual justification is “because it’s funnier”. 

Bonus: 

[Image ID: Jon is frowning, trying to grab the photo, which Martin has passed to his other hand. Martin is smiling, eyes closed. Jon: “I… I’m sorry it’s ruined. I’ll just, toss it-” Martin: “No, its - I want to keep it. I think it’s a good photo.” /End ID]

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