4 episodes into The Silt Verses and I’m already being so normal about it
MARTIN: Smite! Smite!
MARTIN: Gimme an S! Gimme a M! Gimme an I! Gimme a T! Gimme an E!
MARTIN: What’s that spell? Smite!
JON: Ok, the next domain is The Desolation.
JON: It’s a burning tenement and the avatar is inside. We’re gonna smite the @#$& out of that *&$#.
MARTIN: Inside…a burning building?
JON: Yep!
MARTIN: Will it hurt?
JON: Oh yes, I’ll feel every molecule of pain and despair.
MARTIN: …
MARTIN: I mean, will it hurt me?
JON: …
JON: I guess? But it’s a long way to London, I’m sure you’ll walk it off.
MARTIN: Hm.
MARTIN: Ok, new plan.
MARTIN: I’ll build an Archivist-sized trebuchet, and I’ll just yeet you in there so you can smite more efficiently.
MARTIN: The old yeet-n-smite maneuver.
MARTIN: Yeet! Yeet!
MARTIN: Annnd smite!
@a-mag-a-day
abcdef Go!(I want to do this so long XD
and happy btw
The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime
"KIM KITSURAGI – Detective, each of us has our part to play in the world. My part is to solve crimes. I am under no illusion that my role isn't a minor one, in the scheme of things... but I embrace it *because* it's my role, and it's yours too, detective, whether you accept it or not"
could you draw something for Jon winning the saddest gay tournament
he's sooo miserable
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