Wild Life Shinyduo My Beloved ?

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it

the only thing I’m grinding are my teeth by accident

you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder

oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything

Oh Applejack, we're really in it now

Guys here me out

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

A 7 HOUR HC TOUR VID FROM GRIAN? GO OFF KING!

I can’t believe goodtimeswithscar gave birth to twins. Congrats king