Pro-abortion. Pro-divorce. I Believe We Have The God-given Right To Give Up

Timmy: One time my dad entered into a beauty pageant to prove a point...AND WON

Jimmy: Yeah, well, one time my baby cousin turned evil off of pure genetics and I fought him in front of the whole family

SpongeBob, walking in: Hey guys! What are you doing?

Timmy: We made a bet to see who has the weirdest life, only rule is the event we pick can't involve magic, superpowers, or inventions.

Danny: One time I ended up in Ghost Prison while trying to prevent my parents from splitting up

Jimmy: Danny, that involved superpowers.

Danny: Actually, not using my powers is what got me out of prison

Manny: Yeah well, one time I found out this girl had a thing for me, her mom was my dad's ex, my grandpa left her grandma at the alter, and we had to fight all of them

Zim: FOOLS! Do you forget the time I harvested human organs and replaced them with random earth objects?

Danny: You used an invention for that.

Zim: LIES! THE GHOST BOY LIES!!!

Jenny: Please. One time my house and body got taken over by sentient Communist Rats!

Timmy: Jenny, invention

Jenny: Experimental lab rats don't count as an invention

SpongeBob: Ooh, this looks fun, I wanna try! Umm...ok, one time I pulled on a string and unraveled the universe!

Everyone: ...

Danny: Ok, SpongeBob wins

@nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes

I feel like so much of basic online/offline social etiquette can be summed up like this; Other people exist and like different things from you, and that is a right you have to respect.

saw my first cybertruck in the wild today and immediately burst into laughter

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

Love Palestine more than you hate Israel. Love trans people more than you hate transphobia. Love the poor more than you hate the rich.

Always love who you fight for more than you hate those who you fight against. Otherwise when the Uniting Enemy is gone, you might start to hate as well.

Anger is part of revolution, but love is too.

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

*watching the news* TV: For reasons unknown, a man jumped into the tank at the aquarium to fight a giant squid. Shego: What kind of idiot would do that? *door opens* Drakken: *walks in dripping wet and covered with ink* Shego: ...Never mind, I don't wanna know.