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Timmy: One time my dad entered into a beauty pageant to prove a point...AND WON

Jimmy: Yeah, well, one time my baby cousin turned evil off of pure genetics and I fought him in front of the whole family

SpongeBob, walking in: Hey guys! What are you doing?

Timmy: We made a bet to see who has the weirdest life, only rule is the event we pick can't involve magic, superpowers, or inventions.

Danny: One time I ended up in Ghost Prison while trying to prevent my parents from splitting up

Jimmy: Danny, that involved superpowers.

Danny: Actually, not using my powers is what got me out of prison

Manny: Yeah well, one time I found out this girl had a thing for me, her mom was my dad's ex, my grandpa left her grandma at the alter, and we had to fight all of them

Zim: FOOLS! Do you forget the time I harvested human organs and replaced them with random earth objects?

Danny: You used an invention for that.

Zim: LIES! THE GHOST BOY LIES!!!

Jenny: Please. One time my house and body got taken over by sentient Communist Rats!

Timmy: Jenny, invention

Jenny: Experimental lab rats don't count as an invention

SpongeBob: Ooh, this looks fun, I wanna try! Umm...ok, one time I pulled on a string and unraveled the universe!

Everyone: ...

Danny: Ok, SpongeBob wins

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lets all just start posting about diary of a wimpy kid

How i know lily molested/raped me in my sleep

She coerced me into sexual games when we’re were 7-10, I stopped cooperating at 10

She used to talk me into sleeping over in her room and I’d wake up to her masterbating over top of me, she came on me more than once.

At 10 she started talking to me about incest, what I thought of it, and how she thought it was the purest form of love between siblings. She would get visibly upset when I didn’t agree with her.

I started waking up in the mornings with the underwear I had been wearing to sleep off my body and gone from my room, this lasted years.

My underwear would be found in Lily’s room

I’ve woken up to her sneaking into my room, she leaves when she notices I’m awake with a “oh, you’re awake….”

She told my best friend while I was in the room that the kind of girl she’d want to date is “kind of like Courtney” body type, hair eyes voice. All was asked and all was answered “kinda like Courtney”

She used to compare to meg Griffin to my face while writing a self ship fic where she has a child with meg Griffin.

A psychologist was given this list of worrying behaviours and was told not to leave me alone with her as I wasn’t safe, (this is the early 2000’s nobody gave a shit about kids back then thus we were still somehow allowed to live under the same roof) this caution was ignored

None of these things ever stopped happening untill I got a lock and started locking my door while I slept.

My underwear stopped disappearing, it stayed on my body all night

I stopped wetting the bed only when I got my door lock.

I got UTIs and yeast infections a few times a year from the time I was a baby until i was 14

I used to wake up to bruises on my thighs that I did not go to bed with, again stopped when I got my door lock.

i love hamilton the musical

Summarizing what Ashleigh Crystal said in her story in spanish for latin america, my spanish isn't that great, but i'm gonna try anyway.

Reblog if you believe trans rights are human rights.

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

The final total we raised for the Transgender Law Center

Thank you all so much for everyone who donated, for everyone who showed up, for everyone who made it clear that there’s a place in the world for trans people, and for trans people for being you